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  1. #1
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    I've found my next vacation spot

    The world is a toll-free toilet
    Our mouths neurological ass0s
    And psychologically speaking
    We're in a state of mental diarrhea
    Talking sh*t a mile a minute
    Or in a state of constipated notions
    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
    The Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
    Bringing you music to get your sh*t together by

  2. #2
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    Yeah good luck sitting down and turning on the Redskinis game. Murphy Brown reruns are more like it.
    6 Footers For Bogey Really Suck

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    I think you're just the man for the job. I can tell you from personal experience, you'll always get your way with a Brazilian woman if you can take care of one particular business.
    I've got binders full of women
    and a one point plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave
    Yeah good luck sitting down and turning on the Redskinis game. Murphy Brown reruns are more like it.
    Word. I wouldn't be shocked either if I found myself browbeaten into attending an Indigo Girls show whenever they blew into town. Perhaps I should rethink this.
    The world is a toll-free toilet
    Our mouths neurological ass0s
    And psychologically speaking
    We're in a state of mental diarrhea
    Talking sh*t a mile a minute
    Or in a state of constipated notions
    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
    The Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
    Bringing you music to get your sh*t together by

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    They're letting men in now.... I'm guessing he cucumber crop failed.
    Cherish your children for who they are, not who you'd like them to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexPKeaton View Post
    They're letting men in now.... I'm guessing he cucumber crop failed.
    haha
    I've got binders full of women
    and a one point plan.

  7. #7
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    Reminds me of the old joke about an old bull and a young bull on a hill side overlooking a valley full of cows. The young bull says, "let's run down there and bang a cow". The old bull then replies, "No, let's walk down there and bang them all".

    Breed, just go there in the off-season....bang them all...come back around August.
    "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Groucho Marx

  8. #8
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    Eh, if you wanted to give all your money to, and take a bunch of crap from, a woman, I'd imagine you could find one much closer to home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by All Hype View Post
    Eh, if you wanted to give all your money to, and take a bunch of crap from, a woman, I'd imagine you could find one much closer to home.
    Exactly.

    Most people come back from vacation sun burnt. Breed would come back henpecked.

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