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    Madonna's death pool

    With the passing of Lauren Bacall, all 16 people mentioned in "Vogue" are gone.

    Coincidence or evil plan?
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    well, give a list of any 16 people who were born in the 1920s and earlier, and it's a pretty good shot that all of them are dead by now.

    especially considering that several of them, including the two youngest (grace kelly and james dean) were ALREADY gone at the time that the song was released
    I don't have a signature. You're imagining reading this right now. You should really see a mental health professional about this.

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    The Curse of Vogue.

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    No, the evil plan was turning this:



    into this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinsDevil View Post
    well, give a list of any 16 people who were born in the 1920s and earlier, and it's a pretty good shot that all of them are dead by now.

    especially considering that several of them, including the two youngest (grace kelly and james dean) were ALREADY gone at the time that the song was released
    You've got a lot to learn about conspiracy theories. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Underdog View Post
    No, the evil plan was turning this:

    into this:
    That's just the natural ravages of time combined with horrifically poor taste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexPKeaton View Post
    With the passing of Lauren Bacall, all 16 people mentioned in "Vogue" are gone.

    Coincidence or evil plan?
    More importantly, why do you know the words to Vogue???
    Dad's dream: to one day have the lifestyle his wife and children have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baked Beans View Post
    More importantly, why do you know the words to Vogue???
    I'm getting a visual of Michael J. Fox doing the Silence of the Lambs pp-tuck-dance.
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    Η ζωή ενός σκλάβου είναι όλοι καταλαβαίνετε, δεν ξέρεις τίποτα από την ελευθερία. Γιατί αν το κάνατε, θα μας ενθάρρυνε να πολεμήσουν, όχι μόνο με το δόρυ μας, αλλά και με ό, τι έχουμε.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducky View Post
    That's just the natural ravages of time combined with horrifically poor taste.
    If you mean poor taste in plastic surgery, sure.
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