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    When keeping it real goes wrong....

    The world is a toll-free toilet
    Our mouths neurological ass0s
    And psychologically speaking
    We're in a state of mental diarrhea
    Talking sh*t a mile a minute
    Or in a state of constipated notions
    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
    The Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
    Bringing you music to get your sh*t together by

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    Yay, my generation.

    I knew it before I read it too. This new generation of young artists isn't about that, I have to give it to them.

    I think Tracy Morgan said it, it was pretty funny -- "It used to be being a thug with gold teeth and shooting n**gas was cool. Now being a mulato with tattoos is cool."
    Burn like an LA sunset, colorful, toxic

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    Damn...I think the 5th guy was checking his phone while stepping over the vic...
    "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Groucho Marx

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    Both men were drunk, arguing over who's best in a low-budget rap video. Sigh.
    "Biologists must constantly keep in mind that what they see was not designed but rather evolved." - Francis Crick.

    "For since the creation of the world, God's invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse." - Romans 1:20

    "It's one reason I hate reading what Tyke writes. It just annoys the hell out of me." - Big Pink Monkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyke1doe View Post
    Both men were drunk, arguing over who's best in a low-budget rap video. Sigh.
    Turd with the least corn in the bowl.
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

    R.W. 09.21.10 I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyped View Post
    Damn...I think the 5th guy was checking his phone while stepping over the vic...
    I think he was taking a picture. If he had a bit more time, probably a 'selfie' w/the victim.
    I promise I won't do it again

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    Worst. Shot. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducky View Post
    Worst. Shot. Ever.
    Not surprised. I had a friend who lived in one of those row houses in North East D.C....and he was out on the porch one night drinking and smoking VERY late at night...and across the street he saw two guys get into an argument...one guy pulled out a gun and started shooting...and the other guy pulled out his gun and started shooting back while running away....both guys missed each other despite being in close range. My friend said they must have wasted about 10-15 bullets.....

    That's what happens when people don't go to target practice at the shooting range....
    "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Groucho Marx

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    You don't pull a trigger, you squeeze it. Fundamentals are key

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    Wow, that is crazy. I would imagine they'll have an easier time finding the guy who pulled the trigger if his face wasn't blurred out.

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    Or maybe they need to be on the lookout for a man with a blurry face.
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

    R.W. 09.21.10 I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrAnGe CrUsH 77 View Post
    You don't pull a trigger, you squeeze it. Fundamentals are key
    And aiming is one of the fundamentals.
    I promise I won't do it again

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    They are Yankees fans. They have no souls, this is not news.
    6 Footers For Bogey Really Suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raid View Post
    And aiming is one of the fundamentals.
    When your that close your body will naturally aim for center mass by simply pointing at it, he jerked the trigger is my guess

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