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  1. #1
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    Smile Provide the caption

    Wouldn't it be great if we booted the 200 lawyers from the House and Senate and replaced them with economists? That way, we'd stop harming our economy with laws that would apply to the politicians, too.

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    The good news: Jared Allen has the balls to sign with a division rival.

    The bad news: He just sat on them.
    That the world is explicable is miraculous, and so explanations need not be the undoing of miracles.

    We never learn anything, never in the world, and in spite of all the history books written. Thereís a regular warehouse of fine suggestions, and if weíre not better it isnít because there arenít plenty of marvelous and true ideas to draw on, but because our vanity weighs more than all of them put together.

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    They call me Jared "Louis Suarez" Allen....

    Let's hope he doesn't get a 4 month ban....

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    Dracula signs free agent contract with Bears...
    Gang Way!

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    The word "hero" is frequently abused badly. This is a real hero.

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    See, I told you theyse not real! Grannys mule kicked em out when i was a teenager.
    A man like Emery doesn't need a search firm. He is the search firm. - Jon Greenberg.

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    Jared Allen doing an impersonation of Stephen Colbert's racially insensitive character, Ching Chong Ding Dong.
    "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians -- you are not like him."

    -Gandhi

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