The good news: Jared Allen has the balls to sign with a division rival.
The bad news: He just sat on them.
That the world is explicable is miraculous, and so explanations need not be the undoing of miracles.
We never learn anything, never in the world, and in spite of all the history books written. Thereís a regular warehouse of fine suggestions, and if weíre not better it isnít because there arenít plenty of marvelous and true ideas to draw on, but because our vanity weighs more than all of them put together.