...for this picture.
Seemingly everyone (including me) agrees that big business being in bed with government is a major problem. So why do most people think that the way to fix it is to do the EXACT thing that created the problem in the first place?
The good news: Jared Allen has the balls to sign with a division rival.
The bad news: He just sat on them.
That the world is explicable is miraculous, and so explanations need not be the undoing of miracles.
They call me Jared "Louis Suarez" Allen....
Let's hope he doesn't get a 4 month ban....
Dracula signs free agent contract with Bears...
A Minnesota Viking in Chicago
The word "hero" is frequently abused badly. This is a real hero.
See, I told you theyse not real! Grannys mule kicked em out when i was a teenager.
A man like Emery doesn't need a search firm. He is the search firm. - Jon Greenberg.
Jared Allen doing an impersonation of Stephen Colbert's racially insensitive character, Ching Chong Ding Dong.
RIP, Emmitt Till
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