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    Legos are the tool of Satan, says Polish priest

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1742761

    Lego is leading children to the dark side.

    That's the bizarre claim of a Polish priest - who says the innocent-looking plastic blocks hold a sinister secret.

    They are, he is convinced, a tool of Satan that can destroy youngsters' souls.
    The jokes just write themselves...
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    Anyone who has stepped on a Lego in bare feet might tend to agree with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMan View Post
    Anyone who has stepped on a Lego in bare feet might tend to agree with him.
    Fair point.
    “There are two laws of the universe: the law of gravity and everybody likes Italian food.”—Neil Simon

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    Why are you stealing AV's material now?
    The world is a toll-free toilet
    Our mouths neurological ass0s
    And psychologically speaking
    We're in a state of mental diarrhea
    Talking sh*t a mile a minute
    Or in a state of constipated notions
    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
    The Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
    Bringing you music to get your sh*t together by

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breed View Post
    Why are you stealing AV's material now?
    LOL...now THAT is an insult.

    At any rate, this was in the silly section of one of the dailies here in NYC.
    “There are two laws of the universe: the law of gravity and everybody likes Italian food.”—Neil Simon

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMan View Post
    Anyone who has stepped on a Lego in bare feet might tend to agree with him.
    Perfect.
    If the majority distributes among itself the things of a minority, it is evident that it will destroy the city. --Aristotle
    If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves. - Thomas Edison

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMan View Post
    Anyone who has stepped on a Lego in bare feet might tend to agree with him.
    The only thing less painful is the short lived and less well known toy from Hasbro called "Broken Glass"
    "What's so funny about peace , love and understanding?" - Elvis Costello

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickSave View Post
    The only thing less painful is the short lived and less well known toy from Hasbro called "Broken Glass"
    I played with their "Darning needle in shag carpet in the webbing between my toes" toy... Once. And ONLY once.
    There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.

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    I guess that'd explain why they were my favorite toy growing up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickSave View Post
    The only thing less painful is the short lived and less well known toy from Hasbro called "Broken Glass"
    I loved that game.....in the instructions it encourages you to swallow the glass.
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    "Let's eat Grandma!"..."Let's eat, Grandma!"
    Punctuation saves lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xulu Bak View Post
    I guess that'd explain why they were my favorite toy growing up.
    It helps to click the link ...

    These legos are not YOUR legos. I liked legos too but mine never looked like these.

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