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    Legos are the tool of Satan, says Polish priest

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1742761

    Lego is leading children to the dark side.

    That's the bizarre claim of a Polish priest - who says the innocent-looking plastic blocks hold a sinister secret.

    They are, he is convinced, a tool of Satan that can destroy youngsters' souls.
    The jokes just write themselves...
    “The great unmentionable evil at the center of our culture is monotheism. From a barbaric Bronze Age text known as the Old Testament, three anti-human religions have evolved – Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. These are sky-god religions. They are, literally, patriarchal – God is the Omnipotent Father – hence the loathing of women for 2000 years in those countries afflicted by the sky-god and his earthly male delegates.”—Gore Vidal

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    Anyone who has stepped on a Lego in bare feet might tend to agree with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMan View Post
    Anyone who has stepped on a Lego in bare feet might tend to agree with him.
    Fair point.
    “The great unmentionable evil at the center of our culture is monotheism. From a barbaric Bronze Age text known as the Old Testament, three anti-human religions have evolved – Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. These are sky-god religions. They are, literally, patriarchal – God is the Omnipotent Father – hence the loathing of women for 2000 years in those countries afflicted by the sky-god and his earthly male delegates.”—Gore Vidal

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    Why are you stealing AV's material now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breed View Post
    Why are you stealing AV's material now?
    LOL...now THAT is an insult.

    At any rate, this was in the silly section of one of the dailies here in NYC.
    “The great unmentionable evil at the center of our culture is monotheism. From a barbaric Bronze Age text known as the Old Testament, three anti-human religions have evolved – Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. These are sky-god religions. They are, literally, patriarchal – God is the Omnipotent Father – hence the loathing of women for 2000 years in those countries afflicted by the sky-god and his earthly male delegates.”—Gore Vidal

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMan View Post
    Anyone who has stepped on a Lego in bare feet might tend to agree with him.
    Perfect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMan View Post
    Anyone who has stepped on a Lego in bare feet might tend to agree with him.
    The only thing less painful is the short lived and less well known toy from Hasbro called "Broken Glass"
    "What's so funny about peace , love and understanding?" - Elvis Costello

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickSave View Post
    The only thing less painful is the short lived and less well known toy from Hasbro called "Broken Glass"
    I played with their "Darning needle in shag carpet in the webbing between my toes" toy... Once. And ONLY once.
    There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.

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    I guess that'd explain why they were my favorite toy growing up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickSave View Post
    The only thing less painful is the short lived and less well known toy from Hasbro called "Broken Glass"
    I loved that game.....in the instructions it encourages you to swallow the glass.
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    "Let's eat Grandma!"..."Let's eat, Grandma!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xulu Bak View Post
    I guess that'd explain why they were my favorite toy growing up.
    It helps to click the link ...

    These legos are not YOUR legos. I liked legos too but mine never looked like these.

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