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  1. #1
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    Viking apocalypse is February 22nd...

    Any plans/preparations?

    Legend has it that on this day, the god Odin will be killed by the wolf Fenrir The soil and the sky will be stained with poison and the sea will rear up Prior to the apocalypse, three freezing winters would follow each other The sound of the horn is supposed to call the sons of Odin to the battlefield, where Odin will ultimately be killed.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...ok-due-3153959
    Last edited by Raid; 02-20-2014 at 02:30 PM.
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    Come Feb 22nd I'll be waiting on 5 o'clock....................

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    Looks like I'm gonna have to dig my spear and magic helmet out of storage...

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    This is racist. Why did so many people put stock in the Mayan apocalypse but ignore the Vikings?
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    On my 30th birthday, no less. What luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vin Lombardi View Post
    This is racist. Why did so many people put stock in the Mayan apocalypse but ignore the Vikings?
    Clearly. It's because the Mayan apocalypse was ill defined and no one really believed it.

    This one is detailed and specific. I know I have my Mjolnir pendant and Odin's Horn on so I can be in the raffle to be the man to repopulate the earth.
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    Lucky bastard.
    If the majority distributes among itself the things of a minority, it is evident that it will destroy the city. --Aristotle
    If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves. - Thomas Edison

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    Good odds too, much better than a state lottery.
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

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  9. #9
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    If the sea will "rear up" and I'm dead anyway....

    Sounds like I have to catch a massive wave before I die...
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    I'm glad I booked the day off work. We have a ton of recycling that's piled up. It would be embarrassing to die and leave this mess behind.

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