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    Bill Burr was rooting for Justin Bieber until this happened....

    Bill Burr on Conan about rooting for Justin Bieber until this happened:




    I would type what he said, but often times spoken comedy doesn't translate into the written form.
    "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians -- you are not like him."

    -Gandhi

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    Not only on point with all he said, but damn funny as well.

    You made a great call by posting it, WB.
    I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
    I'm that nigga in the alley
    I'm your doctor when in need
    Want some coke, have some weed
    You know me, I'm your friend
    Your main boy, thick and thin

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

    Ain't I clean, bad machine
    Super cool, super mean
    Dealin' good for the Man,
    Superfly, here I stand
    Secret stash, heavy bread
    Baddest bitches in the bed

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

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    what a train wreck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breed View Post
    Not only on point with all he said, but damn funny as well.

    You made a great call by posting it, WB.
    Thanks mister.
    "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians -- you are not like him."

    -Gandhi

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    Bill Burr is the man. Dude always cracks me up. I listen to his podcast everyone now and again but he's honestly a lot funnier as a guest. Most of his standup is gold.

    One of my faves:

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    Burr is the best. This is one of my favorites

    I've got binders full of women
    and a one point plan.

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    Deport the little twat.
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

    R.W. 09.21.10 I love you.

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    This is my favorite. Not totally sure of the backstory, but he's in Philadelphia for comedy show. (Opie & Anthony, perhaps?) Anyway, the first few comics are booed relentlessly. Burr abandons his act and just lets Philly have it.

    Needless to say, NSFW...

    "I just want to be a really filthy old man and get paid for it." -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad Scooter View Post
    This is my favorite. Not totally sure of the backstory, but he's in Philadelphia for comedy show. (Opie & Anthony, perhaps?) Anyway, the first few comics are booed relentlessly. Burr abandons his act and just lets Philly have it.

    Needless to say, NSFW...

    Nice. It's everything I've ever wanted to say to a Philadelphia crowd (except Raid, of course).
    "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians -- you are not like him."

    -Gandhi

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