LGM where are you? At the Chicken Ranch in La Grange w/ a hangover? Get way laid by the KKK in Nederland? Have one too many in the Cadillac Bar in San Antone? Out shark fishing off Bob Miller Pier in Corpus? Get scooped up in an immigration raid in Laredo? Cruising 6th street in Austin trying to pick up chics while wearing your down with Rick Perry button? Call your mother and tell she loves you.