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    Man high on meth fights off 15 deputies while jacking off at a bar.....

    That's right.

    Andrew Frey, 37, pulled out his genitals and started to masturbate in front of the bar at Iggy's Bar and Grill in Salem, Oregon.

    When the first Deputy arrived on the scene, Mr. Frey had moved from the bar area to the restroom, but still was in the act of pleasuring himself.

    Mr. Frey was repeatedly hit with the Deputy's taser multiple times, but continued to resist arrest....no report on whether Mr. Frey was able to maintain said erection through the electrical jolts he received from the Marion County Sheriff's Deputy.

    Eventually it took 15 deputies to subdue this masturbating maniac....Mr. Frey has told the police that he has no recollection of his behavior.


    Dude Jerks off in Salem, Oregon Bar - Article
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    it'd probably been a while.
    "Stop doing the wrong things. Stop promoting competition and choice as answers to the very inequality that was created by competition and choice."
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    I don't always do meth, but when I do...
    Gang Way!

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    Do you know if he was looking a pictures of a certain parade that takes place in Philly in a couple of days?
    “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Grimes View Post
    Do you know if he was looking a pictures of a certain parade that takes place in Philly in a couple of days?
    HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so cold we can't even pee.
    I promise I won't do it again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raid View Post
    HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so cold we can't even pee.
    Is that why you guys masturbate? To keep it warm?
    "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Groucho Marx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raid View Post
    HEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so cold we can't even pee.
    How many of you "ladies" are wearing adult diapers for an event like this?
    “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

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    Impressive stamina
    As smart as the internet

    We're all Bozo's on this bus.~FST

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    The only way to make this story more obnoxious is if he did it at a Chuck E. Cheeses.....
    "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians -- you are not like him."

    -Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Grimes View Post
    How many of you "ladies" are wearing adult diapers for an event like this?

    Somehow we manage to pull up the dress, pull down the bloomers and pee on any building wall without peeing on our shoes. [ note this is an art..... not one to be proud....but definitely an art ]
    I promise I won't do it again

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