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    Flordia Man charged for assult with a burrito...

    linky:

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/02/28/...-bell-burrito/

    (from the article)

    " the boy wasn’t injured, but did have “burrito cheese, sauce, and meat all over his face,”

    I knew this article was going to be worth it!
    Herbert F. Kornfield Killed Off

    Midstate Office Supply

    \m/

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    Taco Bell Burrito's are luke warm.

    Microwave burrito? That would send him to the burn unit.
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

    R.W. 09.21.10 I love you.

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    Every time I eat Taco Bell, I feel like I have a strong civil case against Taco Bell about two hours later.

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    Life imitates the movies (Pitch Perfect was a good flick)

    Last edited by Predicto; 12-20-2013 at 08:47 PM.

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    Nothing in Florida, California or Kentucky surprises me anymore. I almost expect ridiculous stuff.

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    Predicto: The embed code is [youtube]. Put everything after the v= inside the tags.
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

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    "Sorry Kyle. I try to resist, but burrito is too dericious!"
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

    R.W. 09.21.10 I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superbelt View Post
    Predicto: The embed code is [youtube]. Put everything after the v= inside the tags.
    Yeah, I mess that up a lot. Its different on different message boards, and it has changed over time, and I'm old and slow and incapable of keeping up with you youngins anymore. *cry*

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    Quote Originally Posted by seahawksfan837 View Post
    Every time I eat Taco Bell, I feel like I have a strong civil case against Taco Bell about two hours later.

    Yes, as my body throws the burrito right out of my ass...
    "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians -- you are not like him."

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    I thought this thread would be about farts.
    APF doesn't come in screaming at others about how stupid they are. APF doesn't spam NST with the same tired topic 30 times a month. APF doesn't link to some kook in his mom's basement telling you how to, "Be afraid. Be very afraid" of the world falling down around you. And, when APF is proven wrong, he acknowledges he made a mistake and moves on, rather than harping about "sheeple."

    -- Cory Bonini

    Welchie summarized

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    Give it time, we'll get there organically.
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WIZ View Post
    Nothing in Florida, California or Kentucky surprises me anymore. I almost expect ridiculous stuff.
    Well, don't expect anyone in California to waste a burrito like this, because our taqueria burritos are excellent.


    "Taco" Bell, on the other hand....

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    I sure could use some chimichanga right now.
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

    R.W. 09.21.10 I love you.

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