http://www.tomdispatch.com/blog/175781/ lists dozens of ways in which people -- often kids -- are subject to absurdly disproportionate or harsh criminal sanctions. One of the links in it, http://www.volokh.com/posts/1248668478.shtml, make the "You are probably a Federal criminal" argument much more clearly than the "Three felonies a day" guy does.

The argument "If you don't do anything wrong, you don't have anything to fear from the cops" is looking ever more dubious.