Below is the base draft order as it currently stands. The remaining spots will be determined by the playoffs.
1. Tony's Tigers
2. Marvin's Martians
3. Baldingers Finger
4. Multiple Scorgasms
5. White Skins
6. 360 destros
7. Dem Bones
8. N.Y. G - MEN
9. Wife Beating Seniors
10. ICU Fear
11. New Jersey Dirty Birds
12. Hazzard County Rebels
13. He Hate Me
14. Bean Town Falcons
16. Thunder Down Under
Marvin's Martians, Baldinger's Finger, and Multiple Scorgasms were all 4-9. They're all in the AFC and Martians have the worst conference record, giving them the #2 pick. Baldinger's and Scoregasms have the same conference record, so the tie was broken by H2H...Scorgasms won both matchups.
White Skins and 360 Destros were both 5-8. They're both in the NFC so White Skins secures the #5 pick with a worse conference record.
Dem Bones and NY G-Men were both 6-7. They are not in the same conference and did not play each other. So total points scored breaks the tie, giving Dem Bones #7.
Slots 11 and 12 go to the teams eliminated from the playoffs in week 14: New Jersey Dirty Birds (8-5) and Hazzard County Rebels (8-5). Total points scored was used to break this tie, giving the Dirty Birds the higher pick.
Slots 13 and 14 go to the teams eliminated from the playoffs in week 15: He Hate Me (8-5) and Bean Town Falcons (10-3) with slot 13 going to the team with the inferior record.
Slot 15 goes to the runner up: Hotwings
Slot 16 goes to the champ: Thunder Down Under