Tony Siragusa (why is this man still on the ****ing air?)
IN HIS OWN SPECIAL PLACE BECAUSE HE'S THAT BAD
Actually I don't think randy cross does network games anymore, but **** him, he's that bad. Fouts isn't great or even good really but he can be amusing sometimes.
Joe Buck is the only play by play guy up on that list and really, he's that bad. Aikman could be OK, but the combination of Aikman and Buck is awful. When I reach hell, it will be nothing but reruns of Dave Wannstedt era Dolphins games announced by Joe Buck and Randy Cross with Eric Dickerson as the sideline correspondent, and cutting back to Emmitt Smith at the studio desk for game-breaks.
Awesome post. LOL'd at the "When I reach hell" part.