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  1. #1
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    More Florida stories....part 37

    I think more than fluoride is being put in Florida water.

    http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/sh...uty-police-say
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    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
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    Florida has been leading the way in Bizzarro since before Casey Anthony. It took them a while but they have wrested the Title from Cali.
    Gang Way!

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    Being from and living in Cali we gave that title to Texas. Regardless who you think had the title before though. I think Florida is letting everyone know now that they deserve it.
    The world is a toll-free toilet
    Our mouths neurological ass0s
    And psychologically speaking
    We're in a state of mental diarrhea
    Talking sh*t a mile a minute
    Or in a state of constipated notions
    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
    The Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
    Bringing you music to get your sh*t together by

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    Texas definitely took the baton from Cali sometime in the 90's and ran with it, but then Florida really got their relay team in High Gear and there is no competition for them at this stage. You never know what's coming next out of Florida. And it seems like everybody's in on the act:

    - I've seen two guys blow themselves up in mobile meth lab.
    - mass family shooting on Thanksgiving Day
    - Casey Anthony
    - a mistress killing her wealthy paramour
    - a guy get his face chewed off by another guy on bath salts
    - a Florida Hotel heir brutally murdered by his ex (only the killing happened in NYC)
    - the Zim case
    - the next SYG case that is similar to the Zim case

    And that's just the highlights. We don't know yet how many gators and rogue pythons have swallowed the remains of the missing - and there's no end in sight.
    Last edited by Rear Admiral; 07-19-2013 at 03:31 AM.
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    Yep, I told you guys Florida was goddamn crazy!
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