"Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify, because the players are always changing; the team could move to another city. You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it." -- Jerry Seinfeld
Being a Rams fan is like having perpetual diarrhea.
"I'd actually be more worried for the bulls than for Ryan. Can you imagine how badly one of them could get hurt if it ran into him? Poor bull would be in the hospital!
“Since Jesus preached that a ‘spiritual kingdom’ focuses on the world beyond……a true Christian makes a bad citizen. Christians do not care about improving temporal society because they are interested only in a future one.”—Hector Avalos, Fighting Words: The Origins of Religious Violence