"Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify, because the players are always changing; the team could move to another city. You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it." -- Jerry Seinfeld
Being a Rams fan is like having perpetual diarrhea.
"I'd actually be more worried for the bulls than for Ryan. Can you imagine how badly one of them could get hurt if it ran into him? Poor bull would be in the hospital!
“Where there is evidence, no one speaks of ‘faith’. We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round. We only speak of faith when we wish to substitute emotion for evidence.” - Bertrand Russell