"Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify, because the players are always changing; the team could move to another city. You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it." -- Jerry Seinfeld
Being a Rams fan is like having perpetual diarrhea.
"I'd actually be more worried for the bulls than for Ryan. Can you imagine how badly one of them could get hurt if it ran into him? Poor bull would be in the hospital!
“The whole idea of god is absurd. If anything, '2001' shows that what some people call 'god' is simply an acceptable term for their ignorance. What they don't understand, they call 'god'. . .” — Stanley Kubrick