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  1. 03-08-2013, 05:14 AM #1
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    I lost a court case today

    It was in Small Claims. I had MOUNTAINS of documentation supporting my claim, over two years of malfeasance.

    All the Guy had to say was, 'I meant well'.

    Funny, the Magistrate gave me back all my physical property in the case, and made him pay Court Costs.
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  2. 03-08-2013, 05:16 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raid View Post
    You're old, get used to getting a fist up your butt.
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  4. 03-08-2013, 05:23 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raid View Post
    Always have your back.
    In light of your earlier comment, this might not reassure him.
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  6. 03-08-2013, 05:40 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndromedaPatFan View Post
    In light of your earlier comment, this might not reassure him.
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  7. 03-08-2013, 11:36 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rear Admiral View Post
    It was in Small Claims. I had MOUNTAINS of documentation supporting my claim, over two years of malfeasance.

    All the Guy had to say was, 'I meant well'.

    Funny, the Magistrate gave me back all my physical property in the case, and made him pay Court Costs.
    Is that a victory?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForWhoForWhat? View Post
    Is that a victory?
    Perhaps the most groundbreaking since Old Man v. Cloud.

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    He had to pay the court fees and you got your property back...how the hell is that a loss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Underdog View Post
    He had to pay the court fees and you got your property back...how the hell is that a loss?
    Ever hear of Lost Profits? Orders unable to be fulfilled? You and the Magistrate should have anal sex.
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    Can you plead insanity in small claims court? I would try.
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