Speaking of etiquette... Bathroom etiquette?

[Jim in NYC]

Fortunately, my sh!t doesn't stink.

I've been accused of believing that about myself. My usual response is, "Of course it does. That's why I don't use it for brains."

[Frank Grimes]

Many years ago I used to work with a guy who would drop a brick or two the same time everyday. Usually about 4:30. This bathroom had two stalls and no windows. I would wait a minute then go into the bathroom, turn on the sink and wet some paper towels. Go over by the door shut the lights and start tossing them over the stall door. Then I would leave quickly, sometimes to my desk, sometimes to the file room and sometimes to my manager's office. There were even times when I was working out in the field...but still close by...and would come up the service elevator and sneak in that way. No one could see me when I did that.

[Frank Grimes]

I was in Newport RI one time with a few friends. I already knew that I got to much sun that day. I had some swordfish for dinner with a few beers. My stomach starts to turn. I don't feel good. I go to the bathroom and let it fly. Some guy comes in the door, you can hear sniff really loud and says "Who had the swordfish?" I answered I did. That was my last bad sunburn.

[Wounded Bear]

Many years ago I used to work with a guy who would drop a brick or two the same time everyday. Usually about 4:30. This bathroom had two stalls and no windows. I would wait a minute then go into the bathroom, turn on the sink and wet some paper towels. Go over by the door shut the lights and start tossing them over the stall door. Then I would leave quickly, sometimes to my desk, sometimes to the file room and sometimes to my manager's office. There were even times when I was working out in the field...but still close by...and would come up the service elevator and sneak in that way. No one could see me when I did that.

I think you inadvertently posted this email to you therapist to the KFFL forum.....

BTW, did a man that used to take a daily sh!t kill your father?

[Frank Grimes]

I think you inadvertently posted this email to you therapist to the KFFL forum.....

That's how much you know. I am my own therapist . And before you ask, I'm Not Schizophrenic, and neither am I.

[Frank Grimes]

another bathroom etiquette question

I was at a wake the other day and needed to go to the men's room. When I went it the smell was nasty.

Is it in bad tasted to say "P.U. who died in here?" in a bathroom at a funeral home?