Please join me in wishing a very happy birthday (what's left of it) to...
Happy birthday, ya zombie lovin' Mr. Mom, you!
“My great-aunt Jennifer ate a box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead for three days, she still looked better than you do now!”—Sheridan Whiteside (via Moss Hart), The Man Who Came To Dinner