Describe KFFLers with song lyrics

[Jim in NYC]

Screw it. Big58 is gone, but not forgotten, and I'm using him anyway.

The challenge is simple: take the lyrics to a song (not the entire song, please), and try to fit KFFLers into it.

For mine, I shall use "Opportunities", by the Pet Shop Boys, with AndromedaPatsFan singing to big58:

"You can tell I'm educated; I studied at the Sorbonne.
Doctored in mathematics, I could have been a don.
I can program a computer, choose the perfect time.
If you've got the inclination I've got the crime.
I've got the brains, you've got the looks,
Let's make lots of money.
You've got the brawn, I've got the brain,
Let's make lots of money."

[LGM]

**** you, by Lilly Allen, from Jim to Walshie.

"Look inside,
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired,
so sick and tired of all the
hatred you harbor

So you say
It's not okay to be gay
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who
can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

**** you (**** you)
**** you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch"

[Jim in NYC]

I think TommyGirl best fits these lyrics:

"I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
Boys like, boys like me"