Screw it. Big58 is gone, but not forgotten, and I'm using him anyway.
The challenge is simple: take the lyrics to a song (not the entire song, please), and try to fit KFFLers into it.
For mine, I shall use "Opportunities", by the Pet Shop Boys, with AndromedaPatsFan singing to big58:
"You can tell I'm educated; I studied at the Sorbonne.
Doctored in mathematics, I could have been a don.
I can program a computer, choose the perfect time.
If you've got the inclination I've got the crime.
I've got the brains, you've got the looks,
Let's make lots of money.
You've got the brawn, I've got the brain,
Let's make lots of money."