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  1. #1
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    Describe KFFLers with song lyrics

    Screw it. Big58 is gone, but not forgotten, and I'm using him anyway.

    The challenge is simple: take the lyrics to a song (not the entire song, please), and try to fit KFFLers into it.

    For mine, I shall use "Opportunities", by the Pet Shop Boys, with AndromedaPatsFan singing to big58:

    "You can tell I'm educated; I studied at the Sorbonne.
    Doctored in mathematics, I could have been a don.
    I can program a computer, choose the perfect time.
    If you've got the inclination I've got the crime.
    I've got the brains, you've got the looks,
    Let's make lots of money.
    You've got the brawn, I've got the brain,
    Let's make lots of money."
    “We’re reading ‘A Christmas Carol’. We always read it at Christmas. It’s nearly the end and you’re spoiling it.”

    “Scrooge beats Tiny Tim to death with his crutch. Now move.”
    —Detective Arthur Bryant (by way of Christopher Fowler), Seventy-Seven Clocks

  2. #2
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    **** you, by Lilly Allen, from Jim to Walshie.

    "Look inside,
    Look inside your tiny mind
    Now look a bit harder
    Cause we're so uninspired,
    so sick and tired of all the
    hatred you harbor

    So you say
    It's not okay to be gay
    Well I think you're just evil
    You're just some racist who
    can't tie my laces
    Your point of view is medieval

    **** you (**** you)
    **** you very, very much
    Cause we hate what you do
    And we hate your whole crew
    So please don't stay in touch"
    There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.

  3. #3
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    I think TommyGirl best fits these lyrics:

    "I got my cat moves
    That so upsets them
    Zippers and buttons
    Fun to frustrate them
    They get so angry
    Like pouty children
    Denied their candy
    I laugh right at them

    I know what boys like
    I know what guys want
    I know what boys like
    Boys like, boys like me"
    “We’re reading ‘A Christmas Carol’. We always read it at Christmas. It’s nearly the end and you’re spoiling it.”

    “Scrooge beats Tiny Tim to death with his crutch. Now move.”
    —Detective Arthur Bryant (by way of Christopher Fowler), Seventy-Seven Clocks

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