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  1. 02-02-2013, 02:11 AM #1
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    "Gay" dog spared the gas chamber

    LinkOwner had abandoned him because he was gay. His name was Elton
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    His NEW NAME is Elton. Before he was just called Bernie.

    He got all mixed up on the Red Rover Bend Over thing. Don't you Philly Guys REID anymore?
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  3. 02-02-2013, 12:43 PM #3
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    That dog isn't gay. Far from it. Faaaaar from it.
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    You got doggie gaydar?
    I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
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    I'm your doctor when in need
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    Listen, that's great that he can live his life now, but I don't want him around my puppy.


    Can dogs become Catholic priests?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Bear View Post
    Can dogs become Catholic priests?
    Evidently. If you read the latest news you'll see one even became Cardinal of Los Angeles. A dog that can fly!
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  7. 02-02-2013, 03:40 PM #7
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    Don't be gay, Sparky...don't be gay
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    Just cause the dog loved show tunes does mean it is gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Grimes View Post
    Just cause the dog loved show tunes does mean it is gay.
    Bullsh!t. It's exactly what it means.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Bear View Post
    Bullsh!t. It's exactly what it means.
    If you read his quote carefully, you'll see that you both agree. I, however, do not. I like show tunes because they make my wife horny.
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    If he was a she dog and got all sexy with another she dog I bet the owner would kept the bitch, I mean come on that is hot stuff right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godstree View Post
    If he was a she dog and got all sexy with another she dog I bet the owner would kept the bitch, I mean come on that is hot stuff right there.

    Well that's every man's fantasy.
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    Give new meaning to the Elton John song, the "b!t&h is back."
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    "For since the creation of the world, God's invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse." - Romans 1:20

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    Gay or not, can still lick his own junk.
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    Once I was in a Hollywood off-leash dog park with my dog...

    There are bunch of dogs running around and stuff...and I notice that there is a group of men huddled up...laughing and etc...

    Turns out in the middle of the circle...were two gay dogs humping away...and all of the dudes were gay dudes all proud and laughing....

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