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  1. #1
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    "Gay" dog spared the gas chamber

    LinkOwner had abandoned him because he was gay. His name was Elton
    "Stop doing the wrong things. Stop promoting competition and choice as answers to the very inequality that was created by competition and choice."
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    His NEW NAME is Elton. Before he was just called Bernie.

    He got all mixed up on the Red Rover Bend Over thing. Don't you Philly Guys REID anymore?
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    Gang Way!

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    That dog isn't gay. Far from it. Faaaaar from it.

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    You got doggie gaydar?
    I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
    I'm that nigga in the alley
    I'm your doctor when in need
    Want some coke, have some weed
    You know me, I'm your friend
    Your main boy, thick and thin

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

    Ain't I clean, bad machine
    Super cool, super mean
    Dealin' good for the Man,
    Superfly, here I stand
    Secret stash, heavy bread
    Baddest bitches in the bed

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

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    Listen, that's great that he can live his life now, but I don't want him around my puppy.


    Can dogs become Catholic priests?
    "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians -- you are not like him."

    -Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Bear View Post
    Can dogs become Catholic priests?
    Evidently. If you read the latest news you'll see one even became Cardinal of Los Angeles. A dog that can fly!
    Gang Way!

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    Don't be gay, Sparky...don't be gay
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    Just cause the dog loved show tunes does mean it is gay.
    “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Grimes View Post
    Just cause the dog loved show tunes does mean it is gay.
    Bullsh!t. It's exactly what it means.
    "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians -- you are not like him."

    -Gandhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Bear View Post
    Bullsh!t. It's exactly what it means.
    If you read his quote carefully, you'll see that you both agree. I, however, do not. I like show tunes because they make my wife horny.
    Gang Way!

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    If he was a she dog and got all sexy with another she dog I bet the owner would kept the bitch, I mean come on that is hot stuff right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godstree View Post
    If he was a she dog and got all sexy with another she dog I bet the owner would kept the bitch, I mean come on that is hot stuff right there.

    Well that's every man's fantasy.
    "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians -- you are not like him."

    -Gandhi

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    Give new meaning to the Elton John song, the "b!t&h is back."
    "Biologists must constantly keep in mind that what they see was not designed but rather evolved." - Francis Crick.

    "For since the creation of the world, God's invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse." - Romans 1:20

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    Gay or not, can still lick his own junk.
    "the blade itself incites to violence." - Homer

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    Once I was in a Hollywood off-leash dog park with my dog...

    There are bunch of dogs running around and stuff...and I notice that there is a group of men huddled up...laughing and etc...

    Turns out in the middle of the circle...were two gay dogs humping away...and all of the dudes were gay dudes all proud and laughing....

    Only in Hollywood...
    "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Groucho Marx

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