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    "Gay" dog spared the gas chamber

    LinkOwner had abandoned him because he was gay. His name was Elton
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    His NEW NAME is Elton. Before he was just called Bernie.

    He got all mixed up on the Red Rover Bend Over thing. Don't you Philly Guys REID anymore?
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    That dog isn't gay. Far from it. Faaaaar from it.

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    You got doggie gaydar?
    The world is a toll-free toilet
    Our mouths neurological ass0s
    And psychologically speaking
    We're in a state of mental diarrhea
    Talking sh*t a mile a minute
    Or in a state of constipated notions
    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
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    Listen, that's great that he can live his life now, but I don't want him around my puppy.


    Can dogs become Catholic priests?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Bear View Post
    Can dogs become Catholic priests?
    Evidently. If you read the latest news you'll see one even became Cardinal of Los Angeles. A dog that can fly!
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    Just cause the dog loved show tunes does mean it is gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Grimes View Post
    Just cause the dog loved show tunes does mean it is gay.
    Bullsh!t. It's exactly what it means.
    RIP, Emmett Till

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wounded Bear View Post
    Bullsh!t. It's exactly what it means.
    If you read his quote carefully, you'll see that you both agree. I, however, do not. I like show tunes because they make my wife horny.
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    If he was a she dog and got all sexy with another she dog I bet the owner would kept the bitch, I mean come on that is hot stuff right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godstree View Post
    If he was a she dog and got all sexy with another she dog I bet the owner would kept the bitch, I mean come on that is hot stuff right there.

    Well that's every man's fantasy.
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    Give new meaning to the Elton John song, the "b!t&h is back."
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    Gay or not, can still lick his own junk.
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    Once I was in a Hollywood off-leash dog park with my dog...

    There are bunch of dogs running around and stuff...and I notice that there is a group of men huddled up...laughing and etc...

    Turns out in the middle of the circle...were two gay dogs humping away...and all of the dudes were gay dudes all proud and laughing....

    Only in Hollywood...
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