Finally! A place for Walsh and Cheezy to call home

[thelittlecheese]

Well, there were witnesses who claimed he was still breathing after being pronounced dead on the table. I once wrote a screenplay about the government taking falsely executed inmates to a secret facility where they used them in genetic alteration tests to create 'superhumans'. It was called The Prometheus Project. One of them escaped and he was a real bitch to re-capture.

Um, okay. Do you have any videos of a look-a-like McVeigh from a South American country who speaks with an North American accent and bad Spanish/Portuguese speaker? Come on man. I need something more. Did someone dig up his grave and find an empty coffin or DNA test and find it's not him? Come on man. I need something solid. Like what I showed so far.

[Underdog]

Well, there were witnesses who claimed he was still breathing after being pronounced dead on the table. I once wrote a screenplay about the government taking falsely executed inmates to a secret facility where they used them in genetic alteration tests to create 'superhumans'. It was called The Prometheus Project. One of them escaped and he was a real bitch to re-capture.

Rear Admiral Scarn to the rescue!

[Rear Admiral]

Um, okay. Do you have any videos of a look-a-like McVeigh from a South American country who speaks with an North American accent and bad Spanish/Portuguese speaker? Come on man. I need something more. Did someone dig up his grave and find an empty coffin or DNA test and find it's not him? Come on man. I need something solid. Like what I showed so far.

No, I only have a hunch. And those witnesses. But he WAS cremated. That should tell us something. It's very, very curious they elected to 'vanish' the evidence in this, and only this case. It's not like them to do that unless something is Very Fishy, as in Lee Harvey Oswald Fishy.

I have heard rumors there were plastic surgery bills on his credit card well after his demise, and a suave character wearing camo clothing and a pink carnation was spotted in the self-service checkout line in the Poughkepsie K-Mart. We have dispatched Jessy 'The Body of Evidence' Ventura to the location. Stay tuned.

[thelittlecheese]

No, I only have a hunch. And those witnesses. But he WAS cremated. That should tell us something. It's very, very curious they elected to 'vanish' the evidence in this, and only this case. It's not like them to do that unless something is Very Fishy, as in Lee Harvey Oswald Fishy.

I have heard rumors there were plastic surgery bills on his credit card well after his demise, and a suave character wearing camo clothing and a pink carnation was spotted in the self-service checkout line in the Poughkepsie K-Mart. We have dispatched Jessy 'The Body of Evidence' Ventura to the location. Stay tuned.

Yeah. Too bad none of that checks out RA. You don't have what it takes you to be a good CTer. I'm going to need you to attend my CTer Academy. You can take out a student loan and a CTer degree will cost ya. We'll get you on track and fix up those poor logic skills in no time.

[Rear Admiral]

Yeah. Too bad none of that checks out RA. You don't have what it takes you to be a good CTer. I'm going to need you to attend my CTer Academy. You can take out a student loan and a CTer degree will cost ya. We'll get you on track and fix up those poor logic skills in no time.

Sign me up, I need to get my Junior G-Man Badge! They won't be pulling the wool over these eyes any longer!

Now, if I do this only to discover that nobody ever conspires to do anything in this world and, as CHF implies, all acts are just random confluences of unintended events (like a Mercedes-Benz just POOF! appears in my driveway for me to take a field trip to a chocolate factory with) - then I get a refund, right?

[thelittlecheese]

Sign me up, I need to get my Junior G-Man Badge! They won't be pulling the wool over these eyes any longer!

Now, if I do this only to discover that nobody ever conspires to do anything in this world and, as CHF implies, all acts are just random confluences of unintended events (like a Mercedes-Benz just POOF! appears in my driveway for me to take a field trip to a chocolate factory with) - then I get a refund, right?

RA, there are no refunds and I'm gonna have to ask you to repay that school loan like the govt wants you to.

[Rear Admiral]

RA, there are no refunds and I'm gonna have to ask you to repay that school loan like the govt wants you to.

But I learned no marketable skills there! And any time I spoke up about it I got D's!

[thelittlecheese]

But I learned no marketable skills there! And any time I spoke up about it I got D's!

lol