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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim in NYC View Post
    ... they've been together just under 10 years.
    I just got a nasty visual in my brain.

    Um, could you pull them apart and see where all the poop went?
    I promise I won't do it again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aguilas verdes View Post
    And yet, an anus is not a vagina ....
    ...said by so many women over the years.
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    Oh, and by the way, AV? They're Jewish.

    (that should make his little mind go boom...)
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    (and thank you, Ted Kennedy)

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    There are gay jewish people?

    Yiddishe Kup, go figure.


    ...shtik fleish mit tsvei oygn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalgaryHawkFan View Post
    Not sure if your reply is serious...
    Not sure if I want to get involved in that one. Jim is cool in my book, if a bit argumentative at times.
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    Extreme force and violence perpetrated by
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    for the purpose of coercing its government and population public
    into modifying its behavior"

    You are either with Our Constitution or you are with The Terrorists!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalgaryHawkFan View Post
    Not sure if your reply is serious...
    Dude I'm totally confused now.

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    And now we have gay-on-gay sexual harassment charges -- http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5117719. My point is that I expect few people to care that the individuals are gay; rather, it will be viewed however they'd view a similar heterosexual case.

    I didn't know who Keith Rabois was before this, but it's said he's an alum of Paypal. Lots of Silicon Valley/new internet business guys are out of Paypal these days. Peter Thiel, senior one of them all, is also gay, I believe, as is Tim Cook of Apple. Nobody -- except presumably their actual or prospective boyfriends or girlfriends -- seems to care that they're gay either.
    Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

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    http://allthingsd.com/20130125/exclu...nd-whats-next/

    I hope I didn't speak too soon. It seems like 2 guys dated and worked together for several years without telling colleagues, and that's now a source of trouble. Would they have kept it secret if they were straight?
    Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim in NYC View Post
    I agree. WTF is the reason you don't have the cretin on Ignore yet??????
    Our 'tolerance crowd' is big on this 'Ignore Button'...

    Just another one of these 'peculiar paradoxes'? Or is this a Secret Society? Is that what this is? AV, I think this is a case for your daring undaunted detective skills...
    Gang Way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rear Admiral View Post
    Or is this a Secret Society? ...
    The SSOM wishes you do not discuss anything that happens at our cyber meetings.
    I promise I won't do it again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aguilas verdes View Post
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    The absolute, most blissful cosmic experience that any man and woman on this planet can have is the SHARED Rite of Shiva. And this can only be achieved with a man and a woman. The gays have a name for their Rite of Shiva: felching and snowballing. I will let you to decipher the meanings of such. And yet, an anus is not a vagina and the key to the Rite of Shiva is the intermixing of semen and vaginal juicing and then the sharing of a kiss.
    Is this true? Gays can't share the Rite to Shiva?

    What the f*** is that all about, Jim? You gay dudes are running around having sex with out sharing the Rite to Shiva? Jesus Christ, man.

    And an anus isn't a vagina? When the f*** did this happen? And butt juice is vagina juice?

    What if you used a turkey baster and shot some vagina juice up the tuchus? Could gay dudes then share the Rite to Shiva?

    I think so. You're welcome, Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rear Admiral View Post
    Our 'tolerance crowd' is big on this 'Ignore Button'...

    Just another one of these 'peculiar paradoxes'? Or is this a Secret Society? Is that what this is? AV, I think this is a case for your daring undaunted detective skills...
    You'll notice I don't have you on Ignore. Or cheesy, or even Walshie.

    But I see no reason to scroll past the delusional rantings of a diseased paranoid. If you do, gay gesund heit.
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    (and thank you, Ted Kennedy)

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    Mazel tov!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexPKeaton View Post
    Mazel tov!
    Isn't that a cocktail?
    I promise I won't do it again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raid View Post
    Isn't that a cocktail?
    Awesome!
    As defined by the Official Terrorism Training For Law Enforcement:
    What Is Domestic Terrorism?
    Extreme force and violence perpetrated by
    the people government of a country, within that country,
    for the purpose of coercing its government and population public
    into modifying its behavior"

    You are either with Our Constitution or you are with The Terrorists!

    Government...if it leans to the left it eventually means theft. - tlc

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