Your ratio of gay friends to straight friends is, what, 2:1?
Closer to 1:4, actually. We actually have a couple of token het boys in my men's chorus (which is about 30 people to begin with), and while I know a lot of gay men, I don't know an equal number of gay women, whereas my hetero female and hetero male friend pools are about the same size.
“We’re reading ‘A Christmas Carol’. We always read it at Christmas. It’s nearly the end and you’re spoiling it.”
“Scrooge beats Tiny Tim to death with his crutch. Now move.”—Detective Arthur Bryant (by way of Christopher Fowler), Seventy-Seven Clocks