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    Killer boobs.

    http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/new...th-her-breasts

    EVERETT, Wash. - Washington Police have recommended that a local woman be charged with 2nd degree manslaughter after she allegedly smothered her boyfriend to death with her breasts.
    KIRO TV reports that witnesses saw 50-year-old Donna Lange put her chest on the victim’s face.
    Deputies responded to her home at Airport Inn trailer at 12:45 a.m. Saturday, following a disturbance report.
    Medics worked on Lange’s 51-year-old boyfriend as witnesses told deputies they saw they saw the suspect throw him down after they got in a confrontation.
    She was later seen by witnesses smothering the boyfriend’s face with her breasts.
    Deputies were also told the victim may have a heart condition.
    The victim was pronounced dead at the hospital. When deputies interviewed Lange, she appeared intoxicated and said she had no idea how the victim died.

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    ban boobs?
    "I like my women the way I like my scotch, 20 years old and mix up in coke."

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    We must, eventually. We may first need to seek a limit on cup size.
    Corporate ed reform
    “What the best and wisest parent wants for his child, that must we want for all the children of the community. Anything less is unlovely, and left unchecked, destroys our democracy.”-John Dewey

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    If I was to be murdered.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForWhoForWhat? View Post
    We must, eventually. We may first need to seek a limit on cup size.
    The right to keep and bare boobs shall not be infringed upon.
    "I like my women the way I like my scotch, 20 years old and mix up in coke."

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    Boobs don't kill people.

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    They should be inspected regularly
    "I like my women the way I like my scotch, 20 years old and mix up in coke."

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    If we ban boobs only criminals will have them.

    Then, and only then, do I become a Cop.
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    If I start boob appreciation day will someone complain?
    “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

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    Hell no
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Grimes View Post
    If I start boob appreciation day will someone complain?
    Every day should be Boob Appreciation Day.
    I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.

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