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  1. 01-09-2013, 01:05 PM #1
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    The asteroid is coming today!!

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news...s-3347065.html

    But it won't hit us before 2036, and even if it hits then, it's "only" the equivalent of 9 or so hydrogen bombs.

    Could be a heckuva show in 2029, however ...
    APF doesn't come in screaming at others about how stupid they are. APF doesn't spam NST with the same tired topic 30 times a month. APF doesn't link to some kook in his mom's basement telling you how to, "Be afraid. Be very afraid" of the world falling down around you. And, when APF is proven wrong, he acknowledges he made a mistake and moves on, rather than harping about "sheeple."

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  2. 01-09-2013, 02:48 PM #2
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    At 900 ft wide, you'd think we could, using a series of nuclear missiles, change its orbit. That's my plan.
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  4. 01-09-2013, 03:59 PM #4
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    Hated those f***ing saucers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SinkLikeAStone View Post
    At 900 ft wide, you'd think we could, using a series of nuclear missiles, change its orbit. That's my plan.
    I know the presidents' chief scientific advisor, we were at MIT together. And, in a situation like this, you-you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are... wrong. I'm right.

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  9. 01-10-2013, 12:25 AM #9
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