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  1. #1
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    Gimme my toaster oven, b****es...

    40,000!!!!!!!
    “My great-aunt Jennifer ate a box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead for three days, she still looked better than you do now!”—Sheridan Whiteside (via Moss Hart), The Man Who Came To Dinner


  2. #2
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    We get a toaster oven?
    "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Groucho Marx

  3. #3
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    Gimme? Is that a proper word? It should be "give me".

  4. #4
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    That's just obnoxious, Jim. What if my boss sees all of those asterisks?

    <wounded bear sulks out of jealousy>
    "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians -- you are not like him."

    -Gandhi

  5. #5
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    I thought this was a gay thing... like on the Ellen sitcom. :)
    Cherish your children for who they are, not who you'd like them to be.

  6. #6
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    I think JiminNYC has both problems here.
    As defined by the Official Terrorism Training For Law Enforcement:
    What Is Domestic Terrorism?
    Extreme force and violence perpetrated by
    the people government of a country, within that country,
    for the purpose of coercing its government and population public
    into modifying its behavior"

    You are either with Our Constitution or you are with The Terrorists!

    Government...if it leans to the left it eventually means theft. - tlc

  7. #7
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    Congrats Jim.

    Errday you hustlin!
    Lem populum: sed quicumque non habent suffragia, semper nobis

  8. #8
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    Another life wasted.

  9. #9
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    Congrats. I was hoping for a 55 inch or bigger big screen for my 40,000th post though.
    I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
    I'm that nigga in the alley
    I'm your doctor when in need
    Want some coke, have some weed
    You know me, I'm your friend
    Your main boy, thick and thin

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

    Ain't I clean, bad machine
    Super cool, super mean
    Dealin' good for the Man,
    Superfly, here I stand
    Secret stash, heavy bread
    Baddest bitches in the bed

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

  10. #10
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    We're not worthy
    "I like my women the way I like my scotch, 20 years old and mix up in coke."

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