...Bleedy Austin...Astronaut;...a man barely alive...WE can rebuild HIM!...

**Bleedy** · 01-01-2013, 06:10 AM

I knew all those drugs I took would come in handy one day and not just since they mostly foreclosed on my half of the singlewide making it hard for me to get Direct TV on the account i'm livin' in a cardboard box which brings me to you folk and oh sweet Bejesus because I can't for the life of me ever have enough duct tape to keep the sater...lite and the cardboard wall up at the same time which must have you wondering where I put my bowel movements don't it/you? Well that and Peyton Manning is Denver's own little 4th Horsemen of the rest of the NFL's worst apocalypse for I am calling it here fresh off a barn-'tater' or two, one REAL Big spiritual 'endeavor' leastways...The Denver Broncos win the next THREE Super Bowls and I aint seen far enough 'ahead' to call four yet...so stay tuned because i'm gonna rent the box to one of my 23 ex old ladies and go up to Denver and live this one in person because its definitely time to start getting Rocky Mountain High folks and a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to you and yours...book it...Denver and Peyton Manning become the reflection of the Bills losing four in a row...may take four in a row...three for sure and i'm a pretty Holly Jolly fellow these days folks so bet on it too...I gotta go drop a deuce now...so GO BRONCOS!

**softskull** · 01-01-2013, 06:36 AM

I miss you Bleedy.

**Bleedy** · 01-01-2013, 07:02 AM

Softy I miss you too bud but somebody has to break the laws{s} and scout the spiritual realm or those folks in DC will spend us all out of our britches declaring war on GOD's creation and they can't keep it out of a SUPERMAX prison because God/Marijuana/drugs/all matter does not submit to men or their laws like them spooky shows what have all us humans dead and nature systematically reclaims all the steel and concrete because well men make mistakes and get off on the in/un-important tangents like amassing wealth while other folks survive on a good day for we trusted 'science' when science was WRONG! But who cares because all the drugs I had to take to survive all these strange odysseys has shifted the NFL Pole to the Broncos and Colorado for being tenacious and recognizing Lady Liberty getting trounced by a bunch of uptite horny anglos. It Makes The big 'feller' happy as it does me to Say, "God Bless Colorado and the Broncos too". Lets get our FREAK on and amass Lombardies in style no...?

**OrAnGe CrUsH 77** · 01-01-2013, 07:26 AM

excellent

**Broncogreg** · 01-01-2013, 12:55 PM

Spray the cardboard with the new rubber coating from Home Depot. Much better than duct tape. Then go to the nearest furniture store dumpster and get styrofoam for the interior.

**Mingo** · 01-01-2013, 03:05 PM

Bleedy's a friggin monument to old spirit of this forum back when the Buffalo did roam and before styrofoam got conceived in the most conventional way. One day Crash is calling his mother from the grave -then Bleedy shows up - my ghost buster meter is going off.

**OrAnGe CrUsH 77** · 01-01-2013, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Broncogreg

Spray the cardboard with the new rubber coating from Home Depot. Much better than duct tape. Then go to the nearest furniture store dumpster and get styrofoam for the interior.

sage advice