Please tell me and everyone else all the ways I've touched your lives, how I've inspired your spiritual or intellectual growth, improved your sex life with the millions of suggestions over the years.
Tell us how grateful you are for my presence, my humor, my ability to lift you out of the doldrums of your crappy, insignificant lives.
Share and revel in the greatness that is me, and what I mean to you all.
I know you're so very glad I found this forum years ago in the mass exodus from MO, and through the years I've enriched and improved your lives.
You're all welcome, and happy holidays.