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  1. 12-05-2012, 06:53 PM #1
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    Why I hate the Queens (Part Deux)

    Because of that rankling, obnoxious horn.

    Because of that irritating Viking fan with the beard and the motorcycle.

    Because of the Purple People Eaters.

    Because of Fran Tarkenton.

    Because of Randy Moss.

    Because Daunte Culpepper and his rolling fists.

    Because of Dwayne Rudd. I'll never forget that moment.

    Because of the Jim Harbaugh game at the Dome where Ditka nearly blew a blood vessel from his forehead.

    Because of Adrian Peterson.

    Because of the Rollerdome.

    Because of the Minnesotan accent.
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    Because they can't do us the simple favor of beating the fudgies even with the best RB in the NFL and one of the better pass rushers in the NFL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by janos_51 View Post
    Because they can't do us the simple favor of beating the fudgies even with the best RB in the NFL and one of the better pass rushers in the NFL.
    Well hopefully Ponder decides to do the same thing against us this week.
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    Because thanks to my brother-in-law, my four-month-old son owns a pair of Vikings socks and a Vikings football.
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    Quote Originally Posted by karhu View Post
    Because thanks to my brother-in-law, my four-month-old son owns a pair of Vikings socks and a Vikings football.
    Ouch. It's all over after they get the socks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaSuperfan View Post
    Ouch. It's all over after they get the socks.
    Seems like a minor thing, I know, but for now he's surrounded by Vikings stuff, and it'll be a while before he can use the Officially Licensed Bears Hernia Truss and the Genuine Chicago Bears Denture Adhesive my brother got him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaSuperfan View Post
    Well hopefully Ponder decides to do the same thing against us this week.
    One of the more memorable moments from the Packer Vikings game... Vikes have the ball inside the 10 right in front of me... Play action... Ponder rolls right... all 3 receivers covered... I'm yelling "throw it away! throw it away!"... interception Packers... and the girls next to me jump up for another screaming victory dance.

    "Are you a coach?" they ask me. LOL Yeah. That's it.

    This makes me glad we're playing Ponder this week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikefive View Post
    One of the more memorable moments from the Packer Vikings game... Vikes have the ball inside the 10 right in front of me... Play action... Ponder rolls right... all 3 receivers covered... I'm yelling "throw it away! throw it away!"... interception Packers... and the girls next to me jump up for another screaming victory dance.

    "Are you a coach?" they ask me. LOL Yeah. That's it.

    This makes me glad we're playing Ponder this week.
    I was at a sports bar watching the game with dabearsfan over here in the LA area and we were watching that play. It was 14-10, Vikings on the goaline and when he threw the pick in the endzone....we all looked at each other shaking our heads and said: "What an idiot."

    We were really rooting for the Vikings to win that game and that was the biggest play in the game. Had the Queens gone up 21-10....there might have been a different outcome.

    I just hope that Ponder throws us a couple INT's this weekend as well.
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    And if they kept the score that close at Lambeau, I have a sneaking suspicion that it's going to be tough sledding for the Bears at Minny.

    That's why I hate the Vikings...
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    Cos even though we beat them soundly, they roughed us up something good. Wouldn't have lost to Seattle without those injuries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by janos_51 View Post
    Because they can't do us the simple favor of beating the fudgies even with the best RB in the NFL and one of the better pass rushers in the NFL.
    This is so true..Looking forward to the game tomorrow.
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