Sexual acts you're not into

[Da Coach]

I'm not quite on Breed's level, but no way in Hell would I ever kiss, lick, or suck on anyone's toes. And the very idea of a footjob is revolting to me.

Sounds like we're cut from the same cloth (Breed too). I find feet absolutely repulsive.

[Hyped]

Not into anything anal....

But if Salma Hayek wanted to pound my ass with a strap on...I might consider it for a minute or two....

[MarkItAZero!]

There is no reason to put any object into a persons ass...

First off, it don't look like the porno's, and it sure as hell ain't coming out squeaky clean.

I'm not putting your feet into my mouth.

American girls don't know how to give BJ's...most of them anyway.

I worked with a guy who was into swapping and swinging with his wife (fellow operator) back in the service. Obviously being gone so much puts a strain on any relationship. Those two did anything and everything. I'm talking strap ons, orgies and yes, they ****/pissed on one another. Guy was a hellova soldier, but damn you can't make up the **** he and his women were into.

[Big Pink Monkey]

Nothing scatological.

Side note: Eschatology, the study of the end times, is a big theology word. It's always entertaining when someone drops the 'e' in class and confidently talks about the "scatological" meaning of Scripture or the "scatological" Kingdom of God. It's also entertaining to see who in the class gets the joke.

Second side note: There are some scatalogical passages in the Bible. Quite a few. And not entirely non-sexual, IIRC.

[LGM]

Who were you giving a bj to that the girl decided to join in and jam her finger up your arse?

I was getting the bj, arse.

This is probably true. Some chicks think a penis should be manipulated like a video game joystick. (I'm serious). Amazed as to 1) how chicks think they are 'good' when they in fact suck (not literally)..... and 2) how guys think THEY are good when they just bang it and leave the girl lyin' about how they got off.
Both types need practice and honesty.

Oh dear allah this. Worst I ever had gave me bite marks at the base; thought I liked being slammed up against the wall she was going so hard. Gives me chills to this day.

[Godstree]

Yeah Ed, may have been a jump to conclusions there on your end.

I'm into anything hetero as long as it takes under 5 minutes to do.

4 and 1/2 minutes of cuddling afterwards, no way. I am already half way through the sandwich.

[Lofaw]

I'm not into it, but I know a few guys who swear by the finger in the arse while getting a BJ. They say it's great and if you don't do it you're missing out. I tell them I'm alright with missing out on that part.

When I was in the hospital someone would stick a finger in my arse like almost every night when a bunch of the nurses would come in and check me out. I thought it was this male nurse and eventually complained I didn't want him in my room, but it continued to happen after he no longer helped out. I'm sorry a finger in the arse just wasn't an enjoyable experience.

[ForWhoForWhat?]

aliens

[LGM]

aliens

Latinas are hot dude. WtF is wrong with you???

[ForWhoForWhat?]

Latinas are hot dude. WtF is wrong with you???

no, no i was saying aliens were in his butt.

[Raid]

no, no i was saying aliens were in his butt.

Illegal or green card?

[JoKeR]

Who here has seen 1 guy 1 jar. Probably the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet.

[Bayonett]

4 and 1/2 minutes of cuddling afterwards, no way. I am already half way through the sandwich.

Very true. I should have added "pre-release".

[SinkLikeAStone]

When I'm watching the porns, I immediately gas face whenever I see ass gape. I find that to be one of the most revolting things ever. The whole thing about wanting chicks to swallow is kind of weird too. I mean, seriously, who would want to swallow that?

But cake-farting ... that's where it's at. Shwing.

[Wounded Bear]

There is no reason to put any object into a persons ass...

No, please continue.

First off, it don't look like the porno's, and it sure as hell ain't coming out squeaky clean.

I'm not putting your feet into my mouth.

American girls don't know how to give BJ's...most of them anyway.

I worked with a guy who was into swapping and swinging with his wife (fellow operator) back in the service. Obviously being gone so much puts a strain on any relationship. Those two did anything and everything. I'm talking strap ons, orgies and yes, they ****/pissed on one another. Guy was a hellova soldier, but damn you can't make up the **** he and his women were into.

Long story short, you killed them.