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  1. #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breed View Post
    I can't call it man. I still get more ass than a toilet seat, would you like to know what that's like by the way? I have little need for jerk off aids and whatnot.
    I never considered my hand as being a jerk off aid. You my man Breed.
    I promise I won't do it again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breed View Post
    I can't call it man. I still get more ass than a toilet seat, would you like to know what that's like by the way?
    I'd imagine it's a real bitch, what with the hazmat suits and all...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raid View Post
    I never considered my hand as being a jerk off aid. You my man Breed.
    You got it twisted, homey. You the man as other men aspire to be. I'm just a squirrel in your world tryin to get a nut.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen
    I'd imagine it's a real bitch, what with the hazmat suits and all...
    Heh. Hazmat suit, eh. Exactly what type of coochie have you been pushin up on, Stephen?
    I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
    I'm that nigga in the alley
    I'm your doctor when in need
    Want some coke, have some weed
    You know me, I'm your friend
    Your main boy, thick and thin

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

    Ain't I clean, bad machine
    Super cool, super mean
    Dealin' good for the Man,
    Superfly, here I stand
    Secret stash, heavy bread
    Baddest bitches in the bed

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breed View Post
    Heh. Hazmat suit, eh. Exactly what type of coochie have you been pushin up on, Stephen?
    White coochie, black coochie, Spanish coochie, yellow coochie, hot coochie, cold coochie, wet coochie, smelly coochie, hairy coochie, bloody coochie, snappin' coochie, silk coochie, velvet coochie, Naugahyde coochie...

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    Snappin' coochie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen View Post
    White coochie, black coochie, Spanish coochie, yellow coochie, hot coochie, cold coochie, wet coochie, smelly coochie, hairy coochie, bloody coochie, snappin' coochie, silk coochie, velvet coochie, Naugahyde coochie...
    Word. I can in all ways......relate.
    I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
    I'm that nigga in the alley
    I'm your doctor when in need
    Want some coke, have some weed
    You know me, I'm your friend
    Your main boy, thick and thin

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

    Ain't I clean, bad machine
    Super cool, super mean
    Dealin' good for the Man,
    Superfly, here I stand
    Secret stash, heavy bread
    Baddest bitches in the bed

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickSave View Post
    Snappin' coochie?
    That's the best of the best coochie there is. That sh*t can be used for the most nefarious of things cuz it can....

    Make a strong man weak

    Make an honest man connive and lie

    Make a good man do evil things

    Turn a heroic man into a coward

    Put a proud man on his knees

    It can be used to the good tho.

    As this song, "Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William now)", written by Milton Ager and Jack Yellen and covered by numerous artists in various genres so aptly attests to.

    In the town of Louisville
    They got a man they call Big Bad Bill
    I want to tell you, he sure was tough
    And he certainly did strut his stuff

    He had folks all scared to death
    When he walked by they all held their breath
    He was a fighting man, sure enough
    Now Bill got himself a wife and he leads a different life

    Cause Big Bad Bill is Sweet William now
    Married life has changed him some how
    Well, he's the man the town used to fear
    But now the people call him sweet papa Willie dear
    Stronger than Samson I declare
    Til the brown skinned woman bobbed his hair

    Big Bad Bill don't fight anymore
    Well, he wash his dishes and he swab the floor
    Well, he used to spend his evenings lookin for a fight
    Now he gotta see his mama every night
    Big Bad Bill is Sweet William now

    Well, he used to spend his evenings lookin for a fight
    Now he gotta see his mama every night
    Big Bad Bill is Sweet William now

    All that and more is what snappin coochie can do.
    I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
    I'm that nigga in the alley
    I'm your doctor when in need
    Want some coke, have some weed
    You know me, I'm your friend
    Your main boy, thick and thin

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

    Ain't I clean, bad machine
    Super cool, super mean
    Dealin' good for the Man,
    Superfly, here I stand
    Secret stash, heavy bread
    Baddest bitches in the bed

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

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    There's some nasty son of a bitches up in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breed View Post
    Word. I can in all ways......relate.
    Who knows my man, you and I could be Eskimo brothers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen View Post
    Who knows my man, you and I could be Eskimo brothers.
    That'd be copeasetic, homey.
    I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
    I'm that nigga in the alley
    I'm your doctor when in need
    Want some coke, have some weed
    You know me, I'm your friend
    Your main boy, thick and thin

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

    Ain't I clean, bad machine
    Super cool, super mean
    Dealin' good for the Man,
    Superfly, here I stand
    Secret stash, heavy bread
    Baddest bitches in the bed

    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman
    I'm your pusherman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raid View Post
    That's a trip. I never saw such a stretch of buulchiit. OK, I do enjoy the political theards ... but pretty soon, he'll say he wears a 'bubble boy' suit.
    Being bubble boy would be cool...I'd get a big strong bubble...and somehow attach myself to the middle of it..like how you would do the egg dropping experiment in school by protecting the egg with straws or whatnot then dropping it off a balcony. I'd throw myself off a mountain...could be cool....


    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen View Post
    Damn, did you invent this process when playing blackjack with Tom Cruise?
    What's up with Cruise and BJ?
    "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Groucho Marx

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