I can't call it man. I still get more ass than a toilet seat, would you like to know what that's like by the way? I have little need for jerk off aids and whatnot.
I never considered my hand as being a jerk off aid. You my man Breed.
I never considered my hand as being a jerk off aid. You my man Breed.
You got it twisted, homey. You the man as other men aspire to be. I'm just a squirrel in your world tryin to get a nut.
Originally Posted by Stephen
I'd imagine it's a real bitch, what with the hazmat suits and all...
Heh. Hazmat suit, eh. Exactly what type of coochie have you been pushin up on, Stephen?
I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
I'm that nigga in the alley
I'm your doctor when in need
Want some coke, have some weed
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
Ain't I clean, bad machine
Super cool, super mean
Dealin' good for the Man,
Superfly, here I stand
Secret stash, heavy bread
Baddest bitches in the bed
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
White coochie, black coochie, Spanish coochie, yellow coochie, hot coochie, cold coochie, wet coochie, smelly coochie, hairy coochie, bloody coochie, snappin' coochie, silk coochie, velvet coochie, Naugahyde coochie...
Word. I can in all ways......relate.
I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
I'm that nigga in the alley
I'm your doctor when in need
Want some coke, have some weed
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
Ain't I clean, bad machine
Super cool, super mean
Dealin' good for the Man,
Superfly, here I stand
Secret stash, heavy bread
Baddest bitches in the bed
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
That's the best of the best coochie there is. That sh*t can be used for the most nefarious of things cuz it can....
Make a strong man weak
Make an honest man connive and lie
Make a good man do evil things
Turn a heroic man into a coward
Put a proud man on his knees
It can be used to the good tho.
As this song, "Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William now)", written by Milton Ager and Jack Yellen and covered by numerous artists in various genres so aptly attests to.
In the town of Louisville
They got a man they call Big Bad Bill
I want to tell you, he sure was tough
And he certainly did strut his stuff
He had folks all scared to death
When he walked by they all held their breath
He was a fighting man, sure enough
Now Bill got himself a wife and he leads a different life
Cause Big Bad Bill is Sweet William now
Married life has changed him some how
Well, he's the man the town used to fear
But now the people call him sweet papa Willie dear
Stronger than Samson I declare
Til the brown skinned woman bobbed his hair
Big Bad Bill don't fight anymore
Well, he wash his dishes and he swab the floor
Well, he used to spend his evenings lookin for a fight
Now he gotta see his mama every night
Big Bad Bill is Sweet William now
Well, he used to spend his evenings lookin for a fight
Now he gotta see his mama every night
Big Bad Bill is Sweet William now
All that and more is what snappin coochie can do.
I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
I'm that nigga in the alley
I'm your doctor when in need
Want some coke, have some weed
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
Ain't I clean, bad machine
Super cool, super mean
Dealin' good for the Man,
Superfly, here I stand
Secret stash, heavy bread
Baddest bitches in the bed
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
Who knows my man, you and I could be Eskimo brothers.
That'd be copeasetic, homey.
I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
I'm that nigga in the alley
I'm your doctor when in need
Want some coke, have some weed
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
Ain't I clean, bad machine
Super cool, super mean
Dealin' good for the Man,
Superfly, here I stand
Secret stash, heavy bread
Baddest bitches in the bed
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
That's a trip. I never saw such a stretch of buulchiit. OK, I do enjoy the political theards ... but pretty soon, he'll say he wears a 'bubble boy' suit.
Being bubble boy would be cool...I'd get a big strong bubble...and somehow attach myself to the middle of it..like how you would do the egg dropping experiment in school by protecting the egg with straws or whatnot then dropping it off a balcony. I'd throw myself off a mountain...could be cool....
Originally Posted by Stephen
Damn, did you invent this process when playing blackjack with Tom Cruise?
What's up with Cruise and BJ?
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Groucho Marx
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