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    The election is over...

    ...and I'm still president of my chorus. Ran unopposed, and was unanimously re-elected.

    Note to politicians present and future: bribery works wonders, especially extended food bribery.
    “My great-aunt Jennifer ate a box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead for three days, she still looked better than you do now!”—Sheridan Whiteside (via Moss Hart), The Man Who Came To Dinner


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    Never bet against a hairy gay italian wrestler when it comes to chorus politics, I always say.
    Lem populum: sed quicumque non habent suffragia, semper nobis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim in NYC View Post

    ...and I'm still president of my chorus.
    Besides having to make 43 phone calls when there's a change in the practice schedule, what else do you get stick with?

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    Now that you won, implement your communist revolution and take all their guns. Forcibly convert them to athiesm.
    You know, typical liberal electoral victory stuff.
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

    R.W. 09.21.10 I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim in NYC View Post
    ...and I'm still president of my chorus.
    That does it! I'm moving to Canada!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErkTheJerk View Post
    Besides having to make 43 phone calls when there's a change in the practice schedule, what else do you get stick with?
    That's actually part of my job as Bass and Baritone Section Leader, not Chorus President. And there's this newfangled thing you might want to investigate called e-mail.

    Basically, my duties as C.P. involve one thing: presenting the general membership's thoughts, ideas, suggestions, complaints, questions, concerns, and tiramisu recipes to the Board of Trustees.
    “My great-aunt Jennifer ate a box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead for three days, she still looked better than you do now!”—Sheridan Whiteside (via Moss Hart), The Man Who Came To Dinner


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    Did you sleep your way to the top, like past politicians?
    Lem populum: sed quicumque non habent suffragia, semper nobis

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    Did you sleep your way to the top, like past politicians?
    Absolutely. One of my buddies has to nudge me during rehearsal if my snoring goes off key.
    “My great-aunt Jennifer ate a box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead for three days, she still looked better than you do now!”—Sheridan Whiteside (via Moss Hart), The Man Who Came To Dinner


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