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    I may be inebriated... toine's Avatar
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    Awesome Amazon Reviews

    Do not read while drinking coffee...


    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...owViewpoints=1
    And what I'm saying to you is, yes, I found a flaw... I've been very distressed by that fact.
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    Nair for men... morans.
    There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.

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    "barse", love it.
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    Here's a classic:

    http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-...pr_product_top

    "Great product, poor packaging. I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

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    lol...Gentleman's Log Cabin
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    The first humorous review I read was http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M...d_sbs_indust_3 -- I shared it with a friend, she thought it was hilarious, too. She'd recently moved from Seattle to Orlando, and we have a history of getting each other random, mundane gifts for no special occasion. So I bought it for her, she was amused. Oh, and it did arrive cold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyerhawk View Post
    "Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15."

    Hilarious. I too, am rape phobic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toine View Post
    Do not read while drinking coffee...


    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...owViewpoints=1

    This product goes hand and hand (pun intended) with that one.

    http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-...ref=pd_sim_t_2

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