"Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify, because the players are always changing; the team could move to another city. You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it." -- Jerry Seinfeld
Being a Ram's fan is like having perpetual diarrhea.
The first humorous review I read was http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-M...d_sbs_indust_3 -- I shared it with a friend, she thought it was hilarious, too. She'd recently moved from Seattle to Orlando, and we have a history of getting each other random, mundane gifts for no special occasion. So I bought it for her, she was amused. Oh, and it did arrive cold.