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    Bobby Petrino out at Arkansas

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    That sound you just heard was Arkansas's NC hopes exploding.
    Mac9, to the true warrior. the ultimate competitor and the most worth adversary any athlete has ever faced off against. He was an inspiration for both his on the field play, off the field contributions and his leadership. The world is now a worse place without him.

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    Dumb firing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonystavoli View Post
    Dumb firing.
    Agreed. Jessica Dorrell was an uber-babe.
    Mac9, to the true warrior. the ultimate competitor and the most worth adversary any athlete has ever faced off against. He was an inspiration for both his on the field play, off the field contributions and his leadership. The world is now a worse place without him.

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    He embarrassed the program.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Q View Post
    Agreed. Jessica Dorrell was an uber-babe.
    That should make a difference?
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    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breed View Post
    That should make a difference?
    Well, it at least lends some "Wow, I can't really blame him..." credibility into the conversation. I looked her up at work, and all the fellas were like DAYUM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by duck View Post
    Well, it at least lends some "Wow, I can't really blame him..." credibility into the conversation. I looked her up at work, and all the fellas were like DAYUM!
    Pics of Dorrell http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/...ycle-wreck.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by from the tennessean
    The 51-year-old Petrino, a married father of four, had maintained an inappropriate relationship with 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell for a “significant” amount of time and at one point had given her $20,00, Long said.

    Long said Petrino was fired “with cause” — meaning he will not receive the $18 million buyout his contract called for — and there were no discussions about ways to keep Petrino at Arkansas.
    She looks good and all that, but Petrino gave her 20 grand and looks like he's gonna lose out on 18 million dollars now. Her coochie could've spit out diamonds and pearls wrapped up in 100 dollar bills every time she made me bust a nut. It still wouldn't have been worth it.
    The world is a toll-free toilet
    Our mouths neurological ass0s
    And psychologically speaking
    We're in a state of mental diarrhea
    Talking sh*t a mile a minute
    Or in a state of constipated notions
    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
    The Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
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    Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by duck View Post
    Well, it at least lends some "Wow, I can't really blame him..." credibility into the conversation. I looked her up at work, and all the fellas were like DAYUM!
    She's attractive, but not DAYUM type attractive IMO... Spawn of Elway.
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    That said, this really sucks for Arkansas. This regime was their chance to be nationally prominent consistently. I don't see another coach being able to do what Petrino did there...

    And along those lines, Petrino will be out of coaching for a year or two and then a down-on-its-luck program with nothing to lose will hire him... (Like an Illinois or an NC State or something.)
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    Petrino was stupid for being involved with her, but I really don't think this is THAT big of a deal. In a few months, nobody would have cared.

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    I heard that Dorrell was the fiancee of Arkansas' swim coach. I'm guessing he would have cared...
    "Let's eat Grandma!"..."Let's eat, Grandma!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Payton34 View Post
    She's attractive, but not DAYUM type attractive IMO... Spawn of Elway.
    Yeah, there were a couple horsey-face type of pictures, sure...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MKHawk View Post
    Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
    ESPN ran down a grocery list worth of sh*t he's done. I can understand making upward moves and all, but damn, he was doin way too much.
    The world is a toll-free toilet
    Our mouths neurological ass0s
    And psychologically speaking
    We're in a state of mental diarrhea
    Talking sh*t a mile a minute
    Or in a state of constipated notions
    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
    The Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
    Bringing you music to get your sh*t together by

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