"Well, mee wee bairn, I don't know where ye been or what ye been doin', but ye took first prize!"
(and I have no idea what the rest of the joke is; I just read it in a Star Trek novel when I was in high school--Kirk walks in on one of Scotty's junior engineers as she's delivering the punch line)
It's a scottsman singing to his johnson which has a blue ribbon upon it... and he's no idea how it got there. It's actually from a scottish folk song.
Now I owe a punchline...
"Panda: A south east asian mammal that eats shoots and leaves."
"I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots!"
It's a scottsman singing to his johnson which has a blue ribbon upon it... and he's no idea how it got there. It's actually from a scottish folk song.
Now I owe a punchline...
"Panda: A south east asian mammal that eats shoots and leaves."
Aww, man! That's what I was going to say. Except mine is with a Koala Bear. So, since you stole mine, I guess I have to go racist on you guys...
"Never trust a ****** when he tells you the Czech is in the male."
As cliche as it may sound, I'd like to raise another round, and if your bottle's empty help yourself to mine, thank you for your time and here's to life.
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Originally Posted by Jim in NYC
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