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    Meh. lechrus2's Avatar
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    Punch lines only

    Submit a punch line for one of your favorite jokes, such as:

    "Well, you're going to hate Thursdays [here in Hell]."
    "I like my women the way I like my scotch, 20 years old and mix up in coke."

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    "Girls from Alabama change their pads every three periods."
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    Great idea, I love when just the punchline of a joke is heard!

    And I said, do you love me? And she says, no but that's a really nice ski mask!
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