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  1. #1
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    Punch lines only

    Submit a punch line for one of your favorite jokes, such as:

    "Well, you're going to hate Thursdays [here in Hell]."
    "I like my women the way I like my scotch, 20 years old and mix up in coke."

  2. #2
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    'Rectum...nearly killed him'....
    My name is Mongo. I like to dance.....

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    Tied to the KFFL merry-go-round
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    "Cancer."
    "I will punch you." - Wounded Bear

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    "Mom's dead, my sister's in the hospital, my a**hole hurts and Dad's outside calling 'Here, kitty, kitty...' "
    "I just want to be a really filthy old man and get paid for it." -George Carlin

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    "A refrigerator doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you take the meat out."

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    "Girls from Alabama change their pads every three periods."
    "I just want to be a really filthy old man and get paid for it." -George Carlin

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    "They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave"
    Occupying the handicap bathroom stall

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    "I'm not Willie Nelson"
    enjoy the day - my bands album

    3HB = Three Heads Brewing....my brewery.

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    "Oh, no, we make it here (at a roadside diner in Kansas)."
    No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.H.L. Mencken

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    You think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?
    Greed is a term created by the apathetic and lazy, used to villainize the ambitious.

  11. #11
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    And the grizzly bear says, "Face it, pal....you're not really here for the hunting, are you?"

  12. #12
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    Great idea, I love when just the punchline of a joke is heard!

    And I said, do you love me? And she says, no but that's a really nice ski mask!
    "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."
    -Kurt Vonnegut "Mother Night"

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    Know it? Lady, I WROTE it!

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    1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby.
    Occupying the handicap bathroom stall

  15. #15
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    Jun 2003
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    You can use a pitchfork.
    A Drinking Team with a Cycling Problem

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