Punch lines only

[lechrus2]

Submit a punch line for one of your favorite jokes, such as:

"Well, you're going to hate Thursdays [here in Hell]."

[Mongo Freebase]

'Rectum...nearly killed him'....

[Underdog]

"Cancer."

[Bad Scooter]

"Mom's dead, my sister's in the hospital, my a**hole hurts and Dad's outside calling 'Here, kitty, kitty...' "

[Ice-9]

"A refrigerator doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you take the meat out."

[Bad Scooter]

"Girls from Alabama change their pads every three periods."

[Marley]

"They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave"

[BigPoppaPump]

"I'm not Willie Nelson"

[Jim in NYC]

"Oh, no, we make it here (at a roadside diner in Kansas)."

[PhiKappaPsi]

You think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?

[Ice-9]

And the grizzly bear says, "Face it, pal....you're not really here for the hunting, are you?"

[Fandango]

Great idea, I love when just the punchline of a joke is heard!

And I said, do you love me? And she says, no but that's a really nice ski mask!

[BigFin]

Know it? Lady, I WROTE it!

[Marley]

1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby.

[The Cryin Lion]

You can use a pitchfork.