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  1. #2806
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    Hahahaha!

    I have European Sparrows squatting in my shutters. ******s are ****ting all over the front of my house, porch, waking us up in the morning with their racket, hanging on my window screens and divebombing us when we dare to enjoy our yard. I tried putting wire mesh to close off the entrances, they got around it. Then I got a dummy redtail, and start blasting that youtube at them to try and scare them away. They didn't care.

    They do care about the Daisy I've been using to cull them though. That's getting their filthy little attention.
    The consistent factor of all of your dissatisfying relationships and failures is you.

    R.W. 09.21.10 I love you.

  2. #2807
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    Speaking of birds it's time I post the EagleCam from West Virginia again:

    http://outdoorchannel.com/Conservation/EagleCam.aspx

  3. #2808
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    Quote Originally Posted by StillSwinging View Post
    If only I could perfect the 10-minute power nap. I'd stay up for 23.5 hours a day every day.
    "I will punch you." - Wounded Bear

  4. #2809
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    APF doesn't come in screaming at others about how stupid they are. APF doesn't spam NST with the same tired topic 30 times a month. APF doesn't link to some kook in his mom's basement telling you how to, "Be afraid. Be very afraid" of the world falling down around you. And, when APF is proven wrong, he acknowledges he made a mistake and moves on, rather than harping about "sheeple."

    -- Cory Bonini

    Welchie summarized

  5. #2810
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davekn View Post
    At first I was going to give you crap for posted a damn Hall and Oates song.
    How dare you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoKeR View Post
    How dare you.
    I have started to call my new dog Terra "Terra Smile". Get it? But I don't know. I kind of liked Hall and Oates, at least a few of the big songs. But I strive to be cool every minute of every day and Hall and Oates may do damage to my reputation*.


    *White guy term. Black translation: cred.

  7. #2812
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    "Let's eat Grandma!"..."Let's eat, Grandma!"
    Punctuation saves lives.

    The heavens declare Your glory - X Structure at the Core of Whirlpool Galaxy

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    "Me against the world? So what…Im Brian Dawkins
    versus the whole 0 and 16 Lions offense
    So bring on the Giants Falcons and Miami Dolphins…"

  9. #2814
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    I have a new Twitter follower named [Female first name] Dickherber.

    I first read it as Dickherder.
    APF doesn't come in screaming at others about how stupid they are. APF doesn't spam NST with the same tired topic 30 times a month. APF doesn't link to some kook in his mom's basement telling you how to, "Be afraid. Be very afraid" of the world falling down around you. And, when APF is proven wrong, he acknowledges he made a mistake and moves on, rather than harping about "sheeple."

    -- Cory Bonini

    Welchie summarized

  10. #2815
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndromedaPatFan View Post
    I have a new Twitter follower named [Female first name] Dickherber.

    I first read it as Dickherder.
    Either one's pretty damn weird to me.

  11. #2816
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    I'm not seeing a whole lotta difference there. Both are funky like penicillin.
    The world is a toll-free toilet
    Our mouths neurological ass0s
    And psychologically speaking
    We're in a state of mental diarrhea
    Talking sh*t a mile a minute
    Or in a state of constipated notions
    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
    The Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
    Bringing you music to get your sh*t together by

  12. #2817
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    You know when you are a pathetic loser....

    It is when you post something like this on a FRIDAY afternoon:

    http://dragonvale.wikia.com/wiki/For...not_to_hack%3F

    I need to get a life...you know..a REAL life...
    "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." - Groucho Marx

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    So I took a week off work...I need the rest.....putz around the house, get things ready for summer, etc....

    Then my father-in-law calls to tell my wife that he knows these great guys doing contracting work. Well, my wife watches all these DYI and HDTV shows and wants a new bathroom (It is outdated and needs work). They are to be here starting today, so I tear out the mouldings and other stuff to be removed in preparation. And of course, they are not here....nowhere to be found. It looks like I am redoing a bathroom this week.......
    My name is Mongo. I like to dance.....

  14. #2819
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo Freebase View Post
    So I took a week off work...I need the rest.....putz around the house, get things ready for summer, etc....

    Then my father-in-law calls to tell my wife that he knows these great guys doing contracting work. Well, my wife watches all these DYI and HDTV shows and wants a new bathroom (It is outdated and needs work). They are to be here starting today, so I tear out the mouldings and other stuff to be removed in preparation. And of course, they are not here....nowhere to be found. It looks like I am redoing a bathroom this week.......
    If she really watches all those DIY and HGTV shows, she should know that this is somewhat common...contractors not showing up. There are some really good contractors out there and some really bad ones.
    "Let's eat Grandma!"..."Let's eat, Grandma!"
    Punctuation saves lives.

    The heavens declare Your glory - X Structure at the Core of Whirlpool Galaxy

  15. #2820
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    She needs to watch one of those women's DIY shows...lol.
    "I like my women the way I like my scotch, 20 years old and mix up in coke."

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