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    A North Carolina man is dead after police say he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning set himself on fire. Banning was transported to UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill, where he died early Tuesday morning.


    http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2012/0...ing-cigarette/
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    Quote Originally Posted by StillSwinging View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davekn View Post
    A North Carolina man is dead after police say he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning set himself on fire. Banning was transported to UNC Burn Center in Chapel Hill, where he died early Tuesday morning.


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    How do you accidentally drink gasoline?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyped View Post
    How do you accidentally drink gasoline?
    And if you do drink gasoline, for whatever purpose, accidental or not. How do you decide that smoking a cigarette (I'm assuming relatively soon after drinking the gas) is a good idea?
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    Oh c'mon who hasn't drunk gas before, after downing a fifth of bourbon or two?
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    I guess one can drink from a jar that had held gasoline at one point without realizing that one had actually drunk gasoline. I think one could still be classified as an idiot for doing such a thing, but I guess I could see how it would happen. <shrug>
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    Jeez do I have to do ALL the work for you guys, like reading the F-ing article? Guy was at a buddy's house and saw a glass of what he thought was moonshine (I'm assuming the part about the moonshine) in the sink. He drank it, spit it out immediately and got the gas on his clothes in the process. A while later he went outside to smoke because, well, that's what rednecks do. The cig ignited his clothes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davekn View Post
    Jeez do I have to do ALL the work for you guys, like reading the F-ing article? Guy was at a buddy's house and saw a glass of what he thought was moonshine (I'm assuming the part about the moonshine) in the sink. He drank it, spit it out immediately and got the gas on his clothes in the process. A while later he went outside to smoke because, well, that's what rednecks do. The cig ignited his clothes.
    Why didn't you just say that in your first post?
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    Or in a state of constipated notions
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    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davekn View Post
    Jeez do I have to do ALL the work for you guys, like reading the F-ing article?
    Who reads the articles that people post here...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breed View Post
    Why didn't you just say that in your first post?
    Because my first post was what we call in the message board business a "tease". It's meant to entice the poster to OPEN THE FUUUCKING LINK
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    Quote Originally Posted by WindyCityFlyer View Post
    Cool man. Hey...are you still pursuing IE?
    Honestly, it's been about 8 months since I really have pursued that. I think back to when I was in elementary school and I wanted to be a writer, and I think that's what suits me best. Ideally I'd like to be able to do sports writing and screenwriting. So far I'm accomplishing one of those goals, and the results of this season have given me a lot of confidence that I'm headed in the right direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FamineGod View Post
    Who reads the articles that people post here...?
    I sometimes do, but never an article that Davekn posts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Davekn View Post
    Because my first post was what we call in the message board business a "tease". It's meant to entice the poster to OPEN THE FUUUCKING LINK
    Well, if you had better enticing skills........maybe the lesson here is your enticing skills are sorely lacking and need work.
    The world is a toll-free toilet
    Our mouths neurological ass0s
    And psychologically speaking
    We're in a state of mental diarrhea
    Talking sh*t a mile a minute
    Or in a state of constipated notions
    Can't think of nothin' but sh*t, and in this world of stinky futures
    Sh*tty memories and constipated 19 now-nows
    Emerges from the hiney of your head the doo doo chasers
    The Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosisenemasquad
    Bringing you music to get your sh*t together by

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