That was by far and away the funniest thing that I've seen all week long. Thanks for bumping it back up there Bad Scooter. I'm surprised that there aren't more comments for this sucker between 2006 and 2007. That guy had some serious issues.
"Biologists must constantly keep in mind that what they see was not designed but rather evolved." - Francis Crick.
"For since the creation of the world, God's invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse." - Romans 1:20
"It's one reason I hate reading what Tyke writes. It just annoys the hell out of me." - Big Pink Monkey
This thread is what happens when you don't have regular sex, or even irregular sex.
“Since Jesus preached that a ‘spiritual kingdom’ focuses on the world beyond……a true Christian makes a bad citizen. Christians do not care about improving temporal society because they are interested only in a future one.”—Hector Avalos, Fighting Words: The Origins of Religious Violence
We should have a Fluffenberger yearly award for the most emoticons used.
"the blade itself incites to violence." - Homer
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." - Kung fu Monkey