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11-22-2006, 04:21 AM
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The Brushback: Patriots put Rex Grossman on Injury report
http://thebrushback.com/grossman_full.htm
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“That’s a new one,” said Patriots linebacker Mike Vrabel. “I’ve seen him do all kinds of cryptic stuff with the injury report, but nothing like this. He does it just to mess with the opponent’s head. Now even if Rex does play, he’ll have it in the back of his mind that he’s hurt so he’ll be a little timid. I guess that’s part of coach Belichick's strategy. Or maybe he’s just gone completely nuts and we’re all witnessing his total mental breakdown. Either way, it’s kind of awesome.”
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Honestly, this is one of the reasons I love being a Pats fan. Belichick is so ridiculous where I wouldn't be surprised to see this as a headline.
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11-22-2006, 04:36 AM
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Oh, That's funny.
Put me on the list,, "He's laughing"
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11-22-2006, 04:47 AM
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that is hilarious.
"“I’m not going to get into who’s playing and who’s not playing, and which guy is on which team."
holy crap, that's funny.
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11-22-2006, 04:50 AM
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"Tom Brady was listed as 'dead'. Rodney Harrison was listed as 'tall'."
Hilarious.
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11-22-2006, 05:30 AM
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Funniest thing I've seen in a looong time. LOL  |
11-22-2006, 10:23 AM
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I would not tick off the Bears. They are a very good football team. I would not want to put a Bulls eye on Brady's back..
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11-22-2006, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by aabtec
I would not tick off the Bears. They are a very good football team. I would not want to put a Bulls eye on Brady's back..
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Neither does Belichick. HIs aim is to poke fun of the system. Not da Bears. |
11-22-2006, 12:28 PM
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Not for real...
Copyright 2006, The Brushback - Do not reprint without permission. This article is satire and is not intended as actual news.
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11-22-2006, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Grogan4PatsHOF
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I really hope you didn't need to get to the end of the article to reach that conclusion...  |
11-22-2006, 02:28 PM
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Lights, camera, action...
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The report is what it is.
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11-22-2006, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Grogan4PatsHOF
Not for real...
Copyright 2006, The Brushback - Do not reprint without permission. This article is satire and is not intended as actual news.
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Thank you, Captain Obvious. Looks like your work here is done. |
11-22-2006, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Ice-9
Thank you, Captain Obvious. Looks like your work here is done.
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Well to be fair, reading the above seemed a couple people didn't realize that based on their response.
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11-22-2006, 03:09 PM
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Scottie doesn't know...
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The best was the one about Belichick "cutting" his daughter.
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11-22-2006, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by BradyJustWins
Well to be fair, reading the above seemed a couple people didn't realize that based on their response.
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Wow, I stand corrected. Looks like some people in this thread needed a headsmack by Captain Obvious, after all. |
11-22-2006, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by biffman
The best was the one about Belichick "cutting" his daughter.
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Here it is:
http://www.thebrushback.com/Archives...chick_full.htm
“Jessica should understand that this isn’t a personal thing at all,” continued Belichick. “On the contrary, my wife and I love her very much and have always considered her a productive member of the family. But this family isn’t about just one person. We have a son to think about, too, as well as my wife, a German shepherd puppy, a cockatiel, and me. By eliminating Jessica, we save thousands a year."
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