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    (five scruffy men in basketball gear are on a...

    (five scruffy men in basketball gear are on a court somewhere in the American heartland. One of them is dribbling a basketball in a steady rhythm)

    "Hoos-i-ers...come out and...
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    Transplant a classic line

    Here's how it works: take a classic line from the movies (or TV, if you must). Transplant it to another movie, and change it enough to make it fit the new character.



    "Hello. My name is Luke...
  3. Can you say that any of those I mentioned were...

    Can you say that any of those I mentioned were less steadfast in their belief systems? Come on, Cory.
  4. I don't. I'd be more than happy to see a KFFL...

    I don't. I'd be more than happy to see a KFFL without cheesy, Walsh, or AV if it meant we'd get back Tsunami, ohnoitsagirl, and even big58, along with a whole host of others.
  5. I'm too busy washing my brain out with battery...

    I'm too busy washing my brain out with battery acid.
  6. Thread: Boners

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    Maybe we shouldn't use the word "short" in a...

    Maybe we shouldn't use the word "short" in a thread about boners.
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    Would it be a boner to admit that I have that...

    Would it be a boner to admit that I have that comic?
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    I'd smack you, but I'll let my Giants do it to...

    I'd smack you, but I'll let my Giants do it to your Redskins (or whatever) instead.
  9. Damn, I was hoping this thread would die. Or...

    Damn, I was hoping this thread would die.

    Or cheesy would.
  10. Thread: Randomness

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    People are fun. ...

    People are fun.

    http://37.media.tumblr.com/3488c4cc3a22eb5725616c448a553532/tumblr_n8z99tt3GS1qg1911o1_500.jpg
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    Sometimes you have to be blunt to get your point...

    Sometimes you have to be blunt to get your point across, because the recipient is sufficiently dense that s/he won't get your point if you sugarcoat it. I once had to tell a programmer that the...
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    I moved in with a guy after dating him for two...

    I moved in with a guy after dating him for two months. Into a Manhattan apartment. Most expensive mistake I've ever made.
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    Boners

    OK, now that I've got your attention...what's the biggest...mistake you've ever made.

    First person who says "Opened this thread" gets smacked.
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    Oh, dear...how the hell do you put up with it on...

    Oh, dear...how the hell do you put up with it on a regular basis????
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    And if I told you my ass is sore, how many of you...

    And if I told you my ass is sore, how many of you would believe it came from walking up and down steps all day, carrying scenery to and from the freight elevator, and power-squatting a...
  16. Funny. I've been to a couple dozen gay bars in...

    Funny. I've been to a couple dozen gay bars in the past year. Not one of them ever made me prove I wasn't a straight guy.

    Hell, my kid brother--VERY straight--has enough gay friends that he's in...
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    What's more uncomfortable than being around a...

    What's more uncomfortable than being around a couple that's constantly sniping at each other?

    SPENDING AN ENTIRE F***ING DAY WITH THEM.
  18. Not a lot of mirrors in your house, I take it? ...

    Not a lot of mirrors in your house, I take it?

    :grin:
  19. Convention, and at gay bars, they haven't been...

    Convention, and at gay bars, they haven't been for a while.

    I guess, like women's wrestling, you flatscans are going to be 20 years behind us on this.
  20. Ray Rice weighs 212 pounds. Palmer's weight...

    Ray Rice weighs 212 pounds. Palmer's weight isn't listed anywhere, but judging from her pictures, she's 130 at the absolute outside, and probably less.

    The only times it's acceptable to get...
  21. "Frank"? :grin:

    "Frank"? :grin:
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    And Goliath. And Yellowjacket. And then he...

    And Goliath.

    And Yellowjacket.

    And then he started all over again...
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    Egghead and Whirlwind were Pym's major enemies.

    Egghead and Whirlwind were Pym's major enemies.
  24. The right to privacy absolutely exists. Just not...

    The right to privacy absolutely exists. Just not in a public place. That's the point you're not intellectually capable of understanding.
  25. A locker room is not a completely private place. ...

    A locker room is not a completely private place. The case law's been split on this one, but there was a case in Michigan about video cameras in a boys locker room where the focus was on the...
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