Rear Admiral
Seamen Beware!

The problem we have here is that we can't build underground shelters, being at sea level we're in a swamp after three feet of digging - but we are...

You'll be sorry you didn't listen to The Cheeze when you had the chance, Payton.

It's a relief to know you really can spell and my bifocals are not just having a cloudy day. As I say, no worries, Sppeied!!

Cheezey actually works for the Fed Gov as a Highly Paid provocateur on internet message boards. He's a Secret Agent drawing out the terrorist among...

Yeah, I saw that case on the DM - that chick got some Bad News. She thought she was going to walk, but it was that construction worker who came in...

Sellout? Let's see, I'm now a genius, an idiot, AND a sellout (among other compliments). I'm just thankful, Cheezey, that we have you here to...

You must be on a power trip, too, Speedy. I always have to read your posts twice just to decipher the misspellings. My time is not valuable, tho. ...

Way, way, way back in the day I went to pick up this guy from the airport (this was back when I smoked) and it was raining cows and elephants. I...

And here I thought it was Ted Nugent who owned CNN. Thanks for keeping us informed, Cheezey. Any news those Build-a-Boat people? Those are the...

Yeah, I guess I don't know, either. But this is another interesting point, and with you and CC and Depp and CHF this is turning an even more...

That is an interesting point. I appreciate CC agreeing with me and his point, but I'm willing to examine this issue. If we have a particular...

There's a girl in the town calling my name She says I put her down and I'm the one to blame Well I broke her heart and left her here to cry And I...

No problem, Tykester, happy to help. When I get no feedback it's always helped me to drop hints about pipebombs and my knowledge of placing them...

Monkey Bones, if you must muck up the entire NEW POSTS PAGE with your constant Rule Changes may I please implore you to post directions here IN THIS...

Sometimes, eh? Like in the times when a gay is shot? Sometimes means NOT ALL THE TIME.

Yeah, I think it's an outrage if this fellow was shot by this jerk because he was gay, especially since it was IN THE VILLAGE which is a known gay...

Thanks for playing Jim's game.

This is why I don't drive much, if at all anymore: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/witnesses-car-strikes-crowd-va-parade-19208930#.UZgi-UqFuSA

I'm aware of that. I'm poking fun at Jim and his liberal troupe because he seems to think it's an 'outrage' when a gay man is killed in the village,...

In yet other news:...

Pay your own rent you worthless Beotch.

JiminNYC: Gay News Director. It has a ring to it.

Tell them you won the Powerball and you're just there to help the team. And God Willing all things will work out. Then steal a car from your...

That little baby anteater does look a little like Breed. Just saying.

It's a Gay Parade on the board today!!

Do you have a problem with excessive bail?

I thought Bloomy had this all figured out with the no-guns laws? WTF? In other news:...

When I see that photo/clip/video of OJ and crew walking through the Casino lobby on the way to 'retrieve his stuff' I just can't help but think 'OJ...

Not again - not one more time - with your posting bs. Post a coherent title with an explanation or prepare for total discreditation. You're...

A wise strategy. Don't tell anybody but I always favored the clip-ons, too. In my crowd it was prudent.