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Vegas
06-23-2004, 11:41 PM
Mine was Wes Rock for Vegas...here's the site:




http://mypornname.com/

TxFootballFan
06-23-2004, 11:44 PM
Rex Savage.

I like it. But I got a feeling the Macho Man would want to kick my ass for ripping his name. :eek:

TheFog
06-23-2004, 11:46 PM
Harry Longfella here folks.

ihategeeks
06-23-2004, 11:51 PM
Clay Burns


well get out of the Kiln!

Rear Admiral
06-24-2004, 12:03 AM
You shouldn't have to ask me that...

TxFootballFan
06-24-2004, 12:05 AM
You shouldn't have to ask me that...


So I guess we know what your specialty would be. :eek:

RussJT
06-24-2004, 12:15 AM
Mine = Dirk Fury

Big Easy Vike
06-24-2004, 12:28 AM
Butch Yates. Tried it again and got...Butch Yates.

Ethan 55
06-24-2004, 12:29 AM
Buster Mission.


Oh wait, you mean my pretend porn name? I'll have to check on that.

sportsfan
06-24-2004, 12:32 AM
Just call me Sean Surewood.

Patman12
06-24-2004, 12:33 AM
I'm Rod Hammer.
My wife is Heaven Burning.

MIPatsFan
06-24-2004, 12:39 AM
KC Shaft :cool:

Iverson
06-24-2004, 12:54 AM
Harry Cummings

RNorris
06-24-2004, 12:54 AM
Kid Diamond.

PC Load Letter
06-24-2004, 01:00 AM
Brad Spector

SinkLikeAStone
06-24-2004, 01:36 AM
Jake Longhorn here baby, at your service. I know we ain't in the south any more but you're the only Ten I See. Love me.

grapedog
06-24-2004, 01:43 AM
Troy Lofton :cool:

Snake Eyes
06-24-2004, 01:46 AM
Devin Jammer :cool:

AnyoneUpForGolf
06-24-2004, 02:18 AM
KFFL Name: Arion Vellhung
Real Name: Christian Wild

--EDIT--
Damn it...mine are the worst two on here :(

Rambulance
06-24-2004, 02:22 AM
Hands Longhorn

thunderspirit
06-24-2004, 02:44 AM
Blake Fury

(upon review, that's more of a comic book name, really. :confused: )

and my wife is Summer Canyon...i don't think i'll call her that.

AnyoneUpForGolf
06-24-2004, 02:52 AM
Blake Fury

(upon review, that's more of a comic book name, really. :confused: )

and my wife is Summer Canyon...i don't think i'll call her that.

My women's name is Angel Carrera...not bad, but I don't like it. Not nearly as good as Busty St. Clair

MonkeyBones
06-24-2004, 03:37 AM
my name: Richard Gozinya

wife's name is: Candy Burning

The 49er Legacy
06-24-2004, 04:00 AM
Tannen Rage

Not bad.

trev
06-24-2004, 04:10 AM
Jake Diamond, I like it.

ohnoitsagirl
06-24-2004, 04:15 AM
Real Name = April Foxx (funny, my b-day is in April!)
KFFL Nic = Busty Kleevage

I'm surprised my porn name didn't somehow include "spanky".

:p

Master Batter
06-24-2004, 04:20 AM
The site said my name was Zane Rames. I refuse to use that handle. I insist on being known as ...

Dick Long.

ohnoitsagirl
06-24-2004, 04:45 AM
The site said my name was Zane Rames. I refuse to use that handle. I insist on being known as ...

Dick Long.

No joke, there used to be a gynecologist in my Dad's town with that name. :eek:

Langlier
06-24-2004, 07:11 AM
real name: Hands LeBlanc
Girlfriend is: Honey Star
kffl id: Wilhelm Playah

MarksBrother
06-24-2004, 09:58 AM
Butch Stallion....

It's amazing how accurate it is.... ;)

fredmirfootball
06-24-2004, 01:32 PM
Real Name = Wilhelm Jammer
KFFL Nic = Grant Montana
Wifey = Muffy Moaner

I always thought you got your porn name by putting together your middle name with your street name...

AnyoneUpForGolf
06-24-2004, 02:13 PM
Real Name = Wilhelm Jammer
KFFL Nic = Grant Montana
Wifey = Muffy Moaner

I always thought you got your porn name by putting together your middle name with your street name...

I heard that as well, and also using your middle name with your mother's maiden name. Either way, it's a hell of a lot better than the name that website gave me.

middle+street = Lee Highway :D
middle+mom's maiden name = Lee Wood :D

littleboygreen
06-24-2004, 02:18 PM
little boy green

:(

fredmirfootball
06-24-2004, 02:28 PM
I heard that as well, and also using your middle name with your mother's maiden name. Either way, it's a hell of a lot better than the name that website gave me.

middle+street = Lee Highway :D
middle+mom's maiden name = Lee Wood :D

Ditto - My middle & street would be: Raphael Schubert :D

Donkeypuncher
06-24-2004, 02:45 PM
Brock Holden for Donkeypuncher
Tannen Pounder for my real name. If you have a Tannen, I'll pound it.

Ice-9
06-24-2004, 02:50 PM
Sh*t Fun Chew.

That's weird.

BIG STEEL
06-24-2004, 03:09 PM
Chaz Vellhung
or
Lord Cummings

Shooters
06-24-2004, 04:10 PM
Buck Naked

BigPoppaPump
06-24-2004, 05:37 PM
real name: Butch Stroker
KFFL: Adam Rider
wife: Devin Roma

BradyJustWins
06-24-2004, 05:48 PM
Wow, I guess they know Im a bland person so they gave me bland names...

Real- Corey Steele :confused:

KFFL- Ryan Carrington :confused:

Ill use my own then... Rod Blumpkin

massraider
06-24-2004, 06:58 PM
Buck Holder? What the....

I prefer the name I normally use:

Al Natural.

MonkeyBones
06-24-2004, 07:02 PM
Suprisingly enough my kffl id name is:

DONKEY BALLS

Baked Beans
06-24-2004, 07:09 PM
My name = Eric Throb
KFFL name = Sean Surewood
Wife's name = April Saint

SkinsDevil
06-24-2004, 07:35 PM
Real Name results in Brock Jammer
KFFL Name results in Max Rage

Canada
06-24-2004, 10:58 PM
Wilhelm Hardcore.

Vegas
06-24-2004, 11:11 PM
We should use these names for the kffl picture page.